this is a thing

When all you have is a screwdriver, every problem looks like. 🥴 like uh 🥴 you gotta screw. It.

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

Official Time Loop Post

they should have made another search engine called Ask Wooster where it gives you the wrong answer every time

Well not exactly the wrong answer, just a jaunty, hopeful and well-intentioned answer that offers a pleasant journey but takes you in the wrong direction

i hate having an internal monologue like shut the fuck up for five minutes.

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth