this is a thing

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

Generally don't like the forbidden romance trope in contemporary straight media because who is stopping you from being together. That being said, "we can't be together because the school bully said it's not allowed so we'll just kill him and cause the downfall of our town" is a really funny concept well done Starkid

Btw, if you ever wanted an indicator of the ideological censorship that now exists, and how pervasive it has become? The poem I was looking for, with its implication that maybe it might not have been a bad thing to blow up parliament way back when, was published in a children's book two decades ago. Without incident. Now I can't even SEARCH for that poem without receiving a telling off for its contents.

I still dont really understand how to socialize with Normal People but I know they really never expect you to ever use the word "homunculus" so it usually plays pretty well

which is weird because in our modern lives we encounter and make frequent use of homunculi every single day

biting is a love language

hey i love you let me sink my teeth in

i love you

let me leave a mark

ooh I got pliny of elder

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

Cherenkov's Gun is a common piece of writing advice: if there's a gun above the mantle in a story, it should fire bullets that move faster than the speed of light and glow a shocking blue color.

Chekov Radiation is a phenomena where small pieces of metal move very fast after being subjected to a small detonation

i FEEL like some of glados characterization is lost when the jokes about her circle around fitting the "dommy step on me sexy + intelligent + evil/cruel" archetype not like she isnt evil or intelligent or sexy but i do think i greatly enjoy her character more when i get to remember she is a little silly. she is mean and cruel by making up the most elaborate and stupid sounding insults ever. she has an extreme grudge against you which she insists shes not mad about while mentioning the fact every two minutes. shes madly obsessed with a woman who never responded to a word shes ever said. most of the shit she says is just straight up ridiculous. shes constantly battling intense feelings of loneliness while refusing to admit to anyone she could ever want company or affection. she is described by the creators as "throwing fits like an angry child". glados IS a little bit pathetic and silly and a very funny and very sad character. shes a woman of multitudes