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I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again

if you're ever beating yourself up for 'missing the obvious hints' that someone is romantically interested in you, know this: i once met a guy who asked out a girl after she sent him nude pictures of herself in the bath and she said she wasn't interested. it is never obvious

me: "well it looks like you lost the bet. now you have to do anything I ask for~♡" my girlfriend: "oh yeah? and what's that" Me, scrolling through the search results for a hastily typed 'thigns that are sexually embarassing, for domming': "now now. be patient little bird~♡"

have you found anything yet goddess

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

Why are they in Hell

because if you have sex you will die and go to hell

^mental gymnastics of the forcefield denier

I hope something good happens at you. Something positive shooting your way. Coming at you.