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kaithummel:
So my plans for everyone in booty shorts and fishnets for this week’s group number are canceled, I’m assuming?
A joke, that was a joke.
Well, Mr. Schue never said we had to limit ourselves to wholesome Broadway songs this week, so Cell Block Tango is just as much an option as anything else. So nothing is off-limit this week, I suppose, as it would be kind of counterproductive to stop anyone from wearing an outfit that matches their performance.
thesamevans:
Okay, so. If I show up for Halloween and my whole body is blue, what are you going to think my costume is?
Definitely an Avatar.
porterspncr:
Spencer was having a great time at Blaine’s party. He rarely went to parties that weren’t littered with overly aggressive football jocks and mean ass Cheerios, so letting loose with all the generally nice glee club kids was a fun break. He was hanging out in a large group when he overheard one of the girls say they needed a refill. “Leave it to me!” He shouted, grabbing the cup out of the girls hand and doing the worst backwards roll in the direction of the kitchen. In his attempt to get to his feet he found himself clinging to someone’s soft, soft vest to pull him up. He realized almost immediately it was the host himself and once he was securely back on his feet he threw an arm around Blaine, “Hey, I am on the most important mission right now. One of the lovely ladies here-” He’d already forgotten who, but that wasn’t important in this moment, “-Is out of drink. And I have taken it upon myself to refill it for her. Except…I do not remember where the kitchen is,” He stared at Blaine pleadingly, “Help?”
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If you had told Blaine last summer that he would be throwing a party in a few months, one that people (including jocks and cheerleaders) would actually want to attend, there’s no way he would have believed you. Yet here he was, standing in the middle of the Andersons’ living room, surrounded by his fellow Glee club members who all seemed to be having a good time. They also seemed kind of tipsy, to say the least, and Blaine could feel he wasn’t exactly sober anymore either. He’d originally planned not to drink tonight, just so he could make sure things wouldn’t get out of hand, but as the night progressed he figured having one drink wouldn’t hurt. One drink became two and two became... well, more. When Spencer suddenly appeared out of nowhere, Blaine stumbled slightly in an attempt to regain his balance. He slipped an arm around the other boy’s waist, eyes widening slightly as Spencer told him about his mission. “Let me join you on your mission,” Blaine said, sounding as serious as if Spencer had just asked him to save the world. He took one last sip of his own drink, then placed it on the nearest surface and made a dramatic turn in the direction of the kitchen. “Follow me!” He led Spencer back into the hallway and into the kitchen, where the kitchen table was scattered with drinks. “I was gonna suggest getting her a Quinntini, but I just realised I didn’t make those, as Quinn isn’t here...”
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Puck: yeah, i can do that.
Puck: you do? huh. i guess this might be the first time where i actually know more than everyone else in glee club about something.
Puck: well, besides like, boning. but that's not something i can share with all of you
Puck: ...unless...?
Puck: i wouldn't really mind some new drama starting, as long as i'm not involved this time
Puck: it'd be nice to get people to stop talking about me and quinn. at least negatively, anyway.
Blaine: I do. And I'm sure this won't be the last time either. We've all got our own skills.
[...]
Blaine: ... did you just ask if I want to hear about your sex life?
Blaine: Yeah, I can imagine that must get very tiring. Besides, it's not like the others have never made a mistake, and it's frankly just none of our business.
Blaine: How are you feeling about the whole situation?
Blaine: If you want to talk about it, that is. Please don't feel obligated to answer.

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TEXT | BLAINCHAELA
Michaela: Really. I'm happy to help. That's part of being a team player, right? And besides, if I'm lying to my parents about where I'll be, I at least need to be polite. Yeah, no, of course my parents mean well! They're just a lot sometimes, a party sounds like a welcome break.
Michaela: Did he say what he's bringing?
Blaine: Well, you're a great team player and the best party guest one could wish for, Michaela.
Blaine: Yeah, I can imagine it might be a little frustrating sometimes! Do you have someone to cover for you?
Blaine: Just white claws and wine coolers. He offered to get a keg, but I figured that might be a bit too much.
Blaine: ... do you think I should hide my dad's liquor? Or is that a thing that only happens in movies?
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TEXT | BLAINCHAELA
Michaela: Oh. Well, in that case, I'll be happy to help clean during the party so at the end of the night there's less of a mess to clean up! Or I could come by the next day and help. I'd stay over but my parents aren't huge on sleepovers unless they've vetted the entire family like four times lol.
Michaela: Is it weird I assumed it'd be a dry party? But lol that sounds like Puck.
Blaine: Really? That'd be amazing, Michaela, thank you so much. I'd really appreciate that. Please don't feel obligated, though! Lol, that makes sense. I want to say your parents sound even worse than mine, but that sounds kind of rude. Different might be a better word. It's not necessarily a bad thing, after all. And I'm sure they mean well :)
Blaine: Not at all. So did I, to be honest, until Puck offered to 'supply the booze', but you're right - it shouldn't have surprised me lol.
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Roderick: Anyone else wondering how the FUCK we won Sectionals with all our baggage this week?
Blaine: Maybe that IS the reason we won? I'll admit that I was afraid that everyone was way too distracted to deliver a good performance, but it seems like we all found a way to pour all those emotions into our performance. I'm really proud of us!
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Raphael: I'd like to point out that SOME OF YOU obviously know that I'd be the best leader because I didn't nominate myself, which I'm sure none of you will believe and I probably wouldn't be able to corroborate my side.
Raphael: SO, two things!!! Who nominated me, and put me on the not-list!?
Blaine: I'm afraid I don't have the answer to those questions, but congrats on your nomination! May the best (wo)man win. Who knows, maybe we'll even become co-captains.
Blaine: And for what it's worth, I definitely don't think you should be on the not-list.

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TEXT | PLAINE
Puck: whatever floats your boat
Puck: i don't think most of the people in glee club have ever been invited to a party, dude. you'll be fine.
Blaine: Good point. Alright, so no keg it is. Just white claws and wine coolers, and anything similar you might want to bring. I trust your judgement, Puck. And I really appreciate your help! :)
Blaine: Let's hope no one drinks too much, though, because the last thing I want is even more drama. I feel like we've had enough for the rest of the year.
Week 12: Scandal
“I don’t really get into scandals and drama like that? I’m simply too pretty. But I really wanted to participate this week, so I’m picking a song with a really messy backstory that you’re all free to google for yourselves if you want. But mostly this performance is like a demonstration of exactly why I’ll make a great glee captain. I can’t sing so I’m showing teamwork and good taste by giving the solo spotlight to Blaine, who I know can actually rock it, while I’ll be accompanying him on guitar!”
It’s a pretty standard performance if you can ignore Sugar with a heart shaped electric guitar trying her best to live out some random Orianthi fantasy next to Blaine, they both sound good, she’s just the most extra person alive about it.
After it’s over she tells everyone to look under their chairs (or Wastebasket for Artie) where there are Goodie bags with “VOTE FOR SUGAR” labeled on front and a smaller “(Or Blaine)” sticker pasted on front as an after thought. Inside there’s a lot of candy, a Vote for Sugar button with “or blaine” scrawled underneath in thin tipped permanent marker, and a hundred dollar gift card for the local salon.
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Michaela: Well, I really appreciate it a lot.
Michaela: Okay, if you're sure! I just know if I ever tried to pull something like that my parents, well, let's say they wouldn't be as cool with it as yours! It sounds fun, I'm in, and I definitely won't sleepover so that room's free for someone else. Should I bring anything?
Blaine: Oh, my parents wouldn't exactly be thrilled either if they found out, actually. My dad wouldn't, at least. My brother used to get in trouble quite a lot for throwing parties. But... I'm just going to make sure they don't find out. There's not that many of us, so that shouldn't be too hard.
Blaine: Puck's taking care of the alcoholic beverages, and I've got everything else covered, so you don't have to bring anything. Thanks for offering, though! I'm glad to hear you'll be there.
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Marlon: Uh, Blaine? I'm not really sure you meant to send this to me... I'm not part of the Glee club.
Blaine: Oops, sorry!
Blaine: You're welcome to come over as well, though. Who knows, maybe you'll enjoy our company so much that you'll decide to join... ;)
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Puck: i can always just stash the leftovers under my bed.
Puck: you want a keg? i can get us a keg.
Puck: or are you just thinking like, white claws and wine coolers?
Blaine: Um, maybe just white claws and wine coolers? There's not that many of us, so a keg might be a bit much?
Blaine: Or wait, do you think people expect there to be a keg? I can't say I've got an awful lot of experience with high school parties, to be honest...

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TEXT 🕵️♀️ Andermotta
Sugar: Oh absolutely! It's super hurtful and it's like part of my campaign as glee club captain to avoid unnecessary meanness so they've gotta go down! Lit! So far my suspects are Jessie, Raphael and that's it. Do you have any leads?
Blaine: I couldn't agree more! There's more than enough hostility at McKinley already without glee club (which should be our safe space) adding to it.
Blaine: I don't have any particular suspects in mind yet, but I do think it's someone who's trying to pit us against each other, maybe even a spy. I also considered the possibility of someone trying to boost their popularity, but that would mean it's either Puck, Finn or Lauren, and I don't think they necessarily need one, or care enough to create a hot/not list.
Blaine: What makes you think it's one of them? Not that I necessarily disagree, but I'm just curious.
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Michaela: I can't tell you what a relief it is seeing a message that's NOT about the recent drama on my phone. Thank you, Blaine.
Michaela: And also, thank you for throwing a party! Are you sure your parents are going to be okay with it though? I'd hate to get you into trouble.
Blaine: Tell me about it! I'm trying really hard to ignore it, but that seems to be impossible. So hopefully this will help.
Blaine: Of course! And don't worry, I'll just tell them I invited a few friends without using the word 'party', which is technically not a lie. So it'll be fine, as long as we don't break anything. Thank you for making sure, though!