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Feeling big but need so much more. 🐷

Happy Tummy Tuesday! The buffet trip was a success…

Brownie

Uhh… yeah.

Please have a tasty treat and know that you are one of a kind just because you’re you. ❤️

...naturally the burps didn't happen, because of course they didn't. BUT there's some loud swallowing sounds and inner sloshing in this vid, thanks to all of the intense jiggling and pushing on my fat belly. I think I look big and soft and blubbery here, I kinda like this clip. hope you enjoy!

But, son, how I feel doesn’t matter. Out there on the field, you’re just a dime a dozen. There are other fatasses who have been bulking for years to achieve their bodies. So, if coach said bulk, you bulk. No further questions asked. Now, are you gonna finish your plate, or do I have to stuff the rest down your gullet? I’ve got three more orders on the way.”

“Come on dad, it’s not that bad. Sure, I’ve gained a little since college. But it’s only what you’d expect. They don’t call it the Freshman 150 for nothing, am I right? Anyways, I’m texting for advice on a very important choice. Should I stay home and Door Dash, or should I take my chances at making it to the buffet fully clothed? Knowing my wardrobe, the latter is asking for an incident”

“Well, little bro, are you gonna say something? After all, it’s your fault I’m standing here with my bare ass out. I know just what you’ve been up to. The extra fast food runs each night? Your special ‘diet’ shakes for weight loss? I mean, even running errands for me so I could park my fat ass on the sofa. It’s all clear. You’ve been feeding me into the fat brother! Well, pipsqueak, that ends now. I want you to take a good look at you craftsmanship. Because, after you pick us up dinner, this guy’s going on a diet. I’ll be cutting down to three meals each night. Plus dessert, of course. We’ll see who’s ‘porky’ then”