ꪆৎ Juno

˳˳.⋅ॱ˙ · ๑͏ Me after scripting I'm amazing at everything and anything that a regular person would say is hard is as easy as breathing for me and I'm amazing in Battle naturally and I wake up looking like I already have makeup on and that everyone loves me and I'm literally perfect Ი ⁠ᰍ

if you haven't already, could you please do a 'comedian things to script'?

All your jokes come off well/are well received. None get taken out of context or are used against you.

You can perfectly connect with your audience. Whenever you make a joke with them or about a story of theirs you can stay within their boundaries and limits.

You never struggle with selling tickets, a stage, or money in general. The comedian lifestyle is always treating you well.

People always report on you being nice and naturally charismatic. Your personality never fails to be funny for all types of humors and people.

𝑂𝑁𝐿𝑌 𝐴 𝐺𝐸𝑁𝐼𝑈𝑆

"They're a genius" things to script

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❀ Your deduction skills are perfect, nothing going unnoticed by your sharp gaze. It's as if your eyes can produce the answer to anything. People feel bare at the sight of your eyes, being read like an open book is all they can describe it as.

❁ You can easily answer almost any question people ask you. Whether it be about math, geography, history, or baking, you always have a logical answer for them. People notice how much your answer help them and without restraint, follow your word.

❀ Without looking at a recipe, you know how much of something to out for it to be perfect. The method and measurement always makes your work turn out perfect.

❁ People never dare question you. Your perfect grades and sophisticated way of speech make people nervous whether others would believe them. People usually follow your word without question, seemingly being the smart thing to do.

❀ Whenever you see a download amount. You can guess the game/file they're downloading with surprising detail about it. It's like a talent. Your power of guessing is extraordinary to many. You can easily guess any full governmental name. It's like your intuition is never wrong

❁ Your amazing record follows you everywhere. Your cleverness always makes it easy to talk people into doing what you want or convincing them of something.

there are of course infinite realities, plently to choose from. but if you're like me and wanna spice it up a bit... your brain suddenly goes : poof. no idea. i don't want to dictate where YOU should shift to but i wanna help broadening your horizon...does that make sense?

now onto the ideas :

☘︎ pixie hollow dr, arthur and the minimoys, mia and me, pipi longstockings,

☘︎ staredew valley, slime rancher, subnautica, raft

☘︎ atlantis, ancient greece, ancient egypt, babylon

☘︎ kingsman, spy kids, totally spies, james bond, mission impossible

☘︎ 1920s jazz singer, burlesque, moulin rouge

☘︎ the amazing world of gumball, south park, gravity falls, rick and morty, the owl house, amphibia, adventure time

☘︎ minecraft, myspace, 2010s tumblr, moviestar planet

☘︎ ghost hunter, monster hunter, resident evil

☘︎ monster high, monster prom, ever after high, royal high

☘︎ pokémon

☘︎ alice in wonderland, peter pan, cinderella

☘︎ jurassic park, jurassic world, ark survival evolved

☘︎ demon slayer, jujutsu kaisen, dandadan, studio ghibli, nana, haikyuu, black butler

☘︎ the devil wears prada, victoria’s secret model

☘︎ murder mystery, clue

☘︎ cyberpunk, frutiger aero

☘︎ twilight, supernatural, the vampire diaries, interview with the vampire, sinners

︵ things to script : black girl things

♡ your skin has that natural glow even without products. your melanin looks rich and even. any hyperpigmentation fades quickly and doesn’t linger.

♡ your skin tone stays consistent across your face and body. your skin never looks ashy, even when dry or in cold weather.

♡ your natural hair is full, dense, and grows steadily without random breakage. your curl pattern is defined in a way you like, whether it's tight coils, loose curls, or mixed.

♡ moisture actually stays in your hair, and you’re NOT constantly fighting dryness. detangling is manageable and not exhausting or painful.

♡ your hairline is full, especially at the edges and temples. your edges don’t thin or disappear with styling.

♡ protective styles (braids, twists, wigs) don’t cause damage or tension. your scalp stays healthy, you are immune to itching, flaking, or soreness.

♡ silk presses come out smooth and revert back without heat damage. you can switch styles often without your hair weakening. stylists in your DR actually know how to handle black hair properly.

♡ you always find your exact shade in foundation, concealer, and powder.

♡ beauty trends actually translate well onto your features.

♡ people admire your beauty without fetishizing or exoticizing you. you’re also not boxed into stereotypes.