i know the pieces fit cause i watched them fall

Weird at last! Weird at last! God almighty, weird at last!

Getting to know me isn't easy, but is it worth it? Also, no.

i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—

Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES

used to think advertisements were just annoying but harmless but more and more every day i am growing to consider them a great and terrible evil

“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho

hey so your boyfriend got into the gender fluid. yeah, the gallon we keep in the fridge. yeah, just chugged the entire jug with offering to share. yeah, congrats on having a girlfriend now, when are u coming to pick her up

are you mad at me? would you like to be