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@ancientchaosshit
1) any stretching is better than no stretching
2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable
3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are
4) any food is better than no food
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It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.
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posting them together because Im forced by unspeakable forces
send help
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Happy Pride Month!
BE LOUD
MAKE THEM KNOW YOU'LL RIOT IF YOU HAVE TO
God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.
"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today
Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).
I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.
out of the tags with you
"Cutes" is an autological word
It's literally cutes...
calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute
the word cutes is autological
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out and about and my phone is at 15% battery: better not use it so it doesn’t die on me
5 minutes later: googling average gas mileage in 1950
Dick is never going to get to have a midlife crisis because Bruce is going through his for him. also because he will not be making it to 40.
More of you need to learn about these ☝️
I don't think its legal to draw a Cecil but not a Carlos. So here is Carlos!
I hope his hair is fabulous enough.
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Threequel!
Part One
Part Two
Your return to your little village on the coast. What do you do here again?
fisher
merchant
boat maker
chandler
farmer
sailer
priest
politican
odd-jobber
something else
After regaling the people at the pub with the tales of your adventures (and selling several of them some soup cheese), you go to check out the town noticeboard.
What draws your eye?
Ship for sale (mildly haunted)
Lost cat (reward). Answers to Jumbo
Crew wanted for COMPLETELY LEGAL expedition
Whoever is playing trumpet every night please stop
Help wanted: appretice netter
plEAs fnd sexy mermAid
Cockles 2 copper an ounce
Election next week! Last chance to run for mayor
Missing child: last seen near the salt pans, answers to Lucas or Mr Pants
Poor Jumbo :-( Where should you look first?
Owner's house
Rock pools
The quay
The salt pans
The market
The woods outside of town
The meadow
The cemetery
The shipyard
The headland
To the cemetery!
How are you looking for the cat?
Set out some food
Polymorph into a mouse
Break into a crypt
Stand in the middle and shout "Jumbo" repeatedly
Ask the caretaker
crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml
oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight
