Even When

"I loved her to the point of invention" is extremely fucking raw and I adore it.

Earth is effing amazing!

If I’m ever gonna make a movie with cool weird alien features I’m first gonna ask the internet for weird, wonderful places on earth to look at for inspiration.

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

this... makes a very good point.

i was ready to scroll past this but then the quote credit killed me instantly

same

Barbie ran as a Dem twice, a Republican once, won as an independent and then instituted a state of emergency to keep a hold on power beyond the two-term limit, if I’m reading this correctly.

the state of emergency was that barbie wasn’t gonna be president anymore 

Same energy

Lmao

Screaminggggg

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

This is still my favorite post on this whole site

I’m here for the fossilized tomato

Nope gosh dang it I have more to say. Why are girls expected to answer this question like it’s “what’s your favorite color” or something innocuous? Why is this even remotely okay? This is in quizzes, girl’s diaries + activity books, magazines, party games, and school reflections. How is that okay? Why are girls expected to have an answer to this question? Why is it supposed to be normal to decide that you hate a part of your body? Why are we teaching children this?

I love this post because it doesn’t look like it should work but when you really think it through it does

The morning of election day in 2016, Hillary was given a 75% chance of winning. Take nothing for granted.

as a friend pointed out, this headline makes it sound like supply will be dwindling. supply is fine. people will be *priced out*.

An excellent demonstration of how it’s cowardly “journalism” to use the passive voice in headline writing. “Companies will raise the price of insulin too high for an estimated 40 million people by 2030” is the news. It’s not something that’s JUST GONNA HAPPEN.