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Cannot get the concept of Eridian Opera out of my head.
It’s the closest thing to show biz on Erid. The orchestra and actors are the stars and divas of culture. Of course someone writes an opra about Rocky meeting the alien Grace and saving the stars together.
The casting call to play Rocky would be so cut throat. And Rocky can’t really give any opinion on who to pick since he’s been out of the pop culture loop for 50 years. (A fact the writers use in writing the script. Purposely giving Rocky dated Eridian slang.)
As for Graces actor, the theater’s master puppeteer becomes invested in making as accurate a puppet as possible to play their alien. In the end they would create a puppet where, instead of stuffing, it is filled with sacks and tubes full of fluid. Including an air pump to churn it and a constant beating of what would be a human heart. The puppeteer tries to capture just how horrifyingly alien Grace is in the best way for Eridians, through sound design.
And that’s just the puppet for the actors to interact with. For the audience, I could see the orchestra Amplifying the sounds of the human body during scenes like when Grace hugs Rocky. Or used for laughs when Rocky points out how flawed the human body is as he describes it to the audience.
Actual Rocky being a puppeteer nerd as a pebble. So when the theater gets approval to send the Opera stars to meet Rocky and Grace during the press tour, Rocky straight up pushes past the glamorous opera divas to meet the puppeteer instead.
Rocky is excited to share with them the fact that so much his and Grace earliest communication was through puppet shows.
(The first act and puppet tradition)
So we all know that humans pick up the speech patterns, noises, and body lamguage of the people they're around right?
And Grace can't exactly speak Eridian, cause his vocal chords phisically can't, but I imagine over the years it took them to return to Erid, we would've picked up quite a lot of Rpcky's grammar, tone indicators and acoompanyin movements.
So now imagine eridian scientists getting to meet Grace, learning to communicate with him, and figuring that "hey, this human language isn't too bad, you just need to memorise the strange sounds and it's really similar to what we speak, fascinating!", only to pull up an actual video from Earth and go "what the fuck, statement"
So i played the chapter 5 weird route
Toby. hey toby? toby? tobias? hey, tony?
What in the actual fuck was that?
G/t couple in couple’s counseling to address the issue of cuteness aggression
Tiny: “The other day they snatched me off of the table without any warning and proceeed to suffocate me against their chest - It didn’t hurt but a warning would have been nice”
Giant: “I really struggle to contain my emotions when they are doing something adorable! They shouldn’t act so cute if they don’t want me to cuddle them”
Tiny: “I WAS LITERALLY JUST SITTING THERE EATING A CHIP”
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Giant: “We will be having a peaceful night at home and then they will just bite me for no reason??”
Tiny: “I have a perfectly valid reason and it’s because they are a cutie-patootie”

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Feelin' very deltatastic
Having a giant forcibly fix your sleep schedule by picking you up and taking you bed when you ask them to and hugging you as you lay down with them. The giant's goal is to get you so comfy and comfortable you have no other choice but sleep.
Grace & Rocky swap bodies. oops. you hate to see it
very inspired by the wonderful fic The Astrobiology Immersion Program by @startingatmidnight, highly recommend. I mostly just wanted to draw rocky in grace's body figuring out how a face works, which was extremely fun to do
reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
When a typeface you've banned for use on middle school science projects follows you lightyears away to an alien planet 🤦🏼♂️
Papyrus comes for us all, in the end.

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The amazing digital battle royal!
Pomni looks so freakin' adorable! The little hop and her squaring up to fight Jax! Ahhh! It's so cute!
I wanna play this so bad!
i got this new cotl plot. basically there's this ex-god of death except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! traitorous lamb shows up one day with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
physically, narinder's tit is the size of lamb's entire body
in terms of body mass : boob ratio however-
HK Dewi Sketchessss!
More Mato! He definitely wants to train Dewi! He’s hoping he can train the human on nail-combat, but he’s not sure where the boy would get such a large training nail. (Dewi comes back with a branch the size of a mansion and Mato gets excited). I have a feeling Ogrim would also train Dewi on weights. 🪨🪨🪨 (giant boulders rocks)
Omg not my babies growing up. I love aging up characters just to realize how much it makes me want to cry.
Masterpost
your name is Lurien the Watcher | Monomon the Teacher | Herrah the Beast, and you'd rather be anywhere else than still in this meeting with these two weirdos.
I think it would be fun if the three Dreamers were strangers before the Pale King put them together for the world's most high-stakes group project, and it took some time for them to warm up to each other...
draw for Cametek (on twitter/bsky)'s new album!!
adjustments and album design by codaAntp (on twitter)

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The Angel Stolen From Heaven
“Mm? Someone calling you on the phone just now? My! That must have been Ulier. seems like you caught their attention, My Dear, ~
How lucky one must be to have them as their guide. Ulier is always a pleasant company, always finding ways to love life as it is given and shared.
Many of my fellow Outsiders are fond of them, you know? So I think that's enough for you to determine how great of an ally they'll be in your journey
So if that phone rings again, I suggest you answer it, dear hero. Around here, a welcoming voice is a precious armor to have.”
I made @wahwee 's Angel Ulier!! you find this lovely Angel in his story Non-Human Player! Please go check them out!
"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.
This is how you can tell people don't bother digging into the specifics of why a spell was banned.
Summon Ketamine Ape doesn't just summon a gorilla on ketamine. It was designed to summon a specific gorilla the original creator went and got addicted to ketamine.
And it wasn't banned for being too dangerous or volatile. I mean, it is very dangerous, don't get me wrong. The dissociative hallucinogenic rage that one ape goes into is something else.
And that's another thing. Ketamine is, at it's root, an anesthetic. It causes a dissociative state and has some hallucinogenic effects. The exact experience is going to vary from individual to individual; but by and large it mellows you out, not amps you up. It's after the high, the endorphin crash, that causes the most volatile behavior. Using ketamine on a gorilla you just summoned is more likely to just tranq the creature than get the violent beast you're looking for.
Anyway, the danger element is not why it was banned. It was banned because of animal welfare reasons and the fact that every time someone uses it; they drag that poor ape out of their nice, comfy rehab room and jack them up again. Frankly, the ape is real tired of this shit.
Just use Summon Enraged Gorilla and stop being a pissbaby about one stupid spell that you don't even know how it actually works. At least the Enraged Gorillas are compensated for their work by the Summoners Guild. Heck, last I heard there was even chatter of them unionizing.
Bro just summon a normal chimpanzee they will fuck shit up while sober for the love of the game. Tell him the enemy stole his bananas and they’re cooked.