Ollie

I can’t stand people that don’t let me speak hyperbolically. If I can’t respond to a minor inconvenience that someone should get shot in the fucking head for it then what’s the point of it all.

"X side of tumblr please explain" is of course an honored and time-tested joke of positing questions to those unqualified to answer. However in this day of rapidly enshittifying search engine results and fabricated AI shlop, I propose that asking random people on Tumblr may in fact be one of the last bastions of seeking genuine human knowledge.

You see it's quite simple: if they call the earth Gaia, it's fantasy. If they call it Terra, that's sci-fi

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

Dean winchester but also really normal guy voice: yeah man having to hype yourself up and get inebriated to have sex is sooooo normal dude no the sinking pit in your stomach when you sit in your decision with a clear state of mind is lying to you thats a sign you need a substance again because substances make you feel normal and then you can have sex normally and prove youre just a normal guy man

Dean voice: the substance is all you need boy come with me and take a drink that makes you a man but youre also daddys little girl and you ask if you look like paris hilton but thats in the dark cause in the day time youre a Man who sleeps with women you will never see again so you get to brag about it but what those people who you brag to dont know is that at night when the clothes come off sometimes a woman makes you try her pink satiny panties and only in the coldest room with an aloof yet heavy voice you can admit to yourself that you like it and you only admit it to yourself because you know the both of you will take that secret to your graves. And then you can shoot yourself. Drink up boy, be normal ⬆️

[ID: Image one is an emoji face smirking and rubbing its hands together villainously. Image two shows tags by @/TheBoookWitch that say, "#love this in fiction #hate when it's my mom". End ID]

The under the red hood final confrontation scene happened right after bludhaven blew up which means at some point during that night Bruce probably thought that there was a high likelihood that two of his sons were dead and that he was responsible for one of them. lol. LMAO even

“Bruce Wayne’s superpower is money” Bruce Wayne’s superpower is the ability to actively have a full-fledged panic attack and still look Superman himself dead in the eye without any of his vitals changing. Heart rate is a solid 60 BPM. You can’t even see him breathing. Put some respect on my man’s name.