I can’t stand people that don’t let me speak hyperbolically. If I can’t respond to a minor inconvenience that someone should get shot in the fucking head for it then what’s the point of it all.
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I can’t stand people that don’t let me speak hyperbolically. If I can’t respond to a minor inconvenience that someone should get shot in the fucking head for it then what’s the point of it all.

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Happy holidays!! :3
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
And my second Secret Santa fic this year is some classic Foster AU hurt/comfort for the soul <3
The year was 2024. My friend had given me a Uniform Resource Locator, which I plugged into the Hypertext Transfer Protocol.
Bits flowed into my computer from hundreds of miles away, and the Picture Elements of my Liquid Crystal Display lit up as the hypertext rendered.
In an all too familiar pattern. Once again, I had become the victim of a Rick Roll.
wait i just realised something REALLY funny
cleo, pearl, and scott's spawn points are all at the same bed. in the basement.
impulse's spawn point isn't. impulse's spawn point is in the bed upstairs.
so you're telling me the canonical ggggs sleeping setup was:
that's SO fucking funny oh my god ic ant breathe

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is this anything
Scott when he's running building games: Your theme is "house" 😊😊
Grian when he's running building games: Your theme is my life on the morning of Febuary 10th 2007 when I broke my wrist on a skateboard as conveyed through abstract impressionist paintings of different meats and cheeses
Tinted by ghost color.
do you think he’s capable of love even though he’s from new jersey
"X side of tumblr please explain" is of course an honored and time-tested joke of positing questions to those unqualified to answer. However in this day of rapidly enshittifying search engine results and fabricated AI shlop, I propose that asking random people on Tumblr may in fact be one of the last bastions of seeking genuine human knowledge.

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You see it's quite simple: if they call the earth Gaia, it's fantasy. If they call it Terra, that's sci-fi
one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.
Thinking about that series on TikTok where canon batfamily characters meet their fanon counterparts and I think all canon characters would have a sort of disdain to borderline hate for their fanon versions EXCEPT BRUCE. Canon Bruce would be seething with jealousy
Canon Bruce: so you’re saying… most of them live with you. In Wayne manor. And it’s not burned down every week.
Fanon Bruce: yup! All of them except Jason, he and I don’t get along very well you see… he’s always angry with me so the weekly family dinners are always tense ://
Canon Bruce, through gritted teeth: you see him regularly? Must be nice.
Fanon Bruce: it is! The kids can get a bit rambunctious at times but thankfully their older brother Dick is always there being the good responsible mentally stable older brother he is so there’s not much damage except the broken vase or two
Canon Bruce, glaring daggers: is that so.
Fanon Bruce: there’s also Tim, he can’t get enough of his coffee, sometimes I have to replace it with decaf just to get him to sleep!
Canon Bruce, who has found Tim napping in places he didn’t think was humanely possible to sleep in: hnn
Dean winchester but also really normal guy voice: yeah man having to hype yourself up and get inebriated to have sex is sooooo normal dude no the sinking pit in your stomach when you sit in your decision with a clear state of mind is lying to you thats a sign you need a substance again because substances make you feel normal and then you can have sex normally and prove youre just a normal guy man
Dean voice: the substance is all you need boy come with me and take a drink that makes you a man but youre also daddys little girl and you ask if you look like paris hilton but thats in the dark cause in the day time youre a Man who sleeps with women you will never see again so you get to brag about it but what those people who you brag to dont know is that at night when the clothes come off sometimes a woman makes you try her pink satiny panties and only in the coldest room with an aloof yet heavy voice you can admit to yourself that you like it and you only admit it to yourself because you know the both of you will take that secret to your graves. And then you can shoot yourself. Drink up boy, be normal ⬆️
when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character
[ID: Image one is an emoji face smirking and rubbing its hands together villainously. Image two shows tags by @/TheBoookWitch that say, "#love this in fiction #hate when it's my mom". End ID]

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The under the red hood final confrontation scene happened right after bludhaven blew up which means at some point during that night Bruce probably thought that there was a high likelihood that two of his sons were dead and that he was responsible for one of them. lol. LMAO even
“Bruce Wayne’s superpower is money” Bruce Wayne’s superpower is the ability to actively have a full-fledged panic attack and still look Superman himself dead in the eye without any of his vitals changing. Heart rate is a solid 60 BPM. You can’t even see him breathing. Put some respect on my man’s name.
Fabulous tags. Incredible job, everyone.