Away

No ship is ever gonna do it like dousy. They meet when she breaks into area 51 (she's part alien) to break out her adoptive robot father and best friend after he arrested them for stealing his ex's identity to stop a bunch of time travelling robot aliens. He follows her through time and space after knowing her for a matter of days. They have two first kisses and one of them is in a time loop. She tells him they're in a time loop and he takes her word for it and promptly dies for her. They started out as the crackiest crack ship possible and somehow have the most perfect foreshadowing way back in season one. Seriously who else is gonna do it like them ever

We all got that one mutual who cares too much about a bunch real life British men who starved to death in the arctic circa 1847

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

my feeling with regards to the billie piper cliffhanger was like 'well it's stupid but i suppose if this is what it takes to secure the show's ongoing existence it will be worth it'. consequently i now feel comfortable saying: that was simply fucking stupid wasn't it

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

I'm proud of you for still showing up to the function.

maybe orpheus always looks back because his very effort to reverse death means that he can't look forward. if he could look forward, he could accept eurydice's death, grieve, and keep moving in life. his refusal to accept her death is looking back. his going down to the underworld, asking hades and persephone for her life, trying to lead her out... it's all 'looking back'. he does nothing for the entire story except look back. orpheus! looks! back! it's his entire thing! the story ends the same way it begins: orpheus looked back.