I have words and actions sometimes

In line at Chipotle with a q of jazz cabbage in my cargo pant pocket double meated up

Boxer briefs folded so crisp you could cut silk with them

I’m trying to cultivate my inner qi and bitches talking in my ear about becoming their malewife

I'm sitting on this airbnb couch butt naked drinking modelo all my clothes n shit washing after the beach

RIPPED the gas station cart and hit the stanky leg in a cold shower for at least three and a half minutes

Told my uber driver to pit maneuver a kia soul and I'd give him $5 and he did it before I even told him I'd pay extra

Baltimore is a city like New York City, but not a city like Washington DC

"Boy" is a stinky word the same way "grunt" is

Eating yogurt with such a passion they called me an industry plant

Bought fake Louis Vuitton just to put my dirty laundry in it. I haggle fake designer street dealers in New York City just for the game

Just ate Greek yogurt that shit was like making a zen garden

In the apse of an H-Mart admiring imported fruits and vegetables

Hotboxed an igloo only big enough for people under 6 foot

Being an adult is great I'm eating a banana and some baklava high off some shit called grape limeade