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I have to share this now.

I work at a tech company. One project had me interacting with a software engineer that kept installing new versions of the project over his previous work, causing us all sorts of headaches. I told him this was the software equivalent of cooking a meal after using the toilet, and he was making us all sick.

Fast forward a bit. I’m coming in to work and pass this individual on the way in to the gowning area/locker room/restroom (we have showers and changing rooms at work). He enters the bathroom area, washes his hands, THEN uses the toilet, and then LEAVES.

I can do nothing but stare disbelieving at his back. What is going on? Does he think the order of the steps isn’t important, as long as he does them? Is he doing this to spite me because of what I said?

The answer is none of the above.

Then they showed me a study about the restroom habits of men complete with bacterial/viral/fungal cultures taken from hands of men who did wash, who didn’t wash, and who claimed to wash but hadn’t actually. It was real gross, y'all. There was a similar study for women but even the women who didn’t wash their hands had less contagion because they were not directly in contact with their genitals.

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I’ve been looking for my friend Athena since she disappeared in 2015. I met her through the app Vent and we talked on Kik, where her usernames were fuckah. She disappeared with no warning and no goodbyes. She struggled with depression and an ED, and I’m worried that’s why I haven’t heard from her. She never told me her Tumblr or Instagram or anything else so it’s impossible for me to find her on any other social media except for the ones pictured. Again, she has been missing since 2015. Messages sent to her on Kik will not deliver. I miss her so much and I’m so worried about her. Please reblog this, my hope is that she or someone who knows about her will see this and have some kind of information.

She had many hair colors, including a silvery purple. Last I know she was dating a boy named Dominic. I don’t know how old she is. She’s white. She loved twenty one pilots, so much, she even saw them live once. She was very kind but took no shit. She was a good friend.

PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST WITHOUT REBLOGGING.

I’ve been looking for my friend Athena since she disappeared in 2015. I met her through the app Vent and we talked on Kik, where her usernames were fuckah. She disappeared with no warning and no goodbyes. She struggled with depression and an ED, and I’m worried that’s why I haven’t heard from her. She never told me her Tumblr or Instagram or anything else so it’s impossible for me to find her on any other social media except for the ones pictured. Again, she has been missing since 2015. Messages sent to her on Kik will not deliver. I miss her so much and I’m so worried about her. Please reblog this, my hope is that she or someone who knows about her will see this and have some kind of information.

She had many hair colors, including a silvery purple. Last I know she was dating a boy named Dominic. I don’t know how old she is. She’s white. She loved twenty one pilots, so much, she even saw them live once. She was very kind but took no shit. She was a good friend.

GAME OVER