bacon-flavoured soft bean

WAKE UP BABE EASTERN EUROPEAN CHO CHANG JUST DROPPED

i know i can't argue with reality here but it's devastatingly unromantic that blood transfusions only work if you have compatible blood types

sure i guess it's something that i can transfer my breath to their lungs via a kiss in an attempt to resuscitate or keep them alive but it lacks the visceral intimacy of sharing my blood in their veins you cannot convince me otherwise

we don't give percy enough credit tbh honestly if i was 12 and my mom died and my best friend was a goat and my father was a sea god and i was expected to go around the country looking for my uncle's thunderbolt with a girl that i was pretty sure hated my guts while literally everyone in my life was hiding things from me and never giving me any information so i had to peice everything together and still being called dumb i would go on a homicidal killing spree. i think percy managed to beat up ares because of the unhealthy amount of rage and agitation that was building up inside of him. honestly i don't blame him at ALL pop off king

99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

Clytemnestra: crack? Is it crack you smoke?

holy shit i'm not an idiot i'm just slow if you let your eyes blur it says gay sex

Oh my god

Other AI tells: The window is two inches from the floor, the shadow pattern on the cats is nonsensical so that it fits the shading of the text, but blends in seamlessly (not a photoshop job), distorted cat facial features, some of that cats have two fukcign legs,,,

Pretty sure the first picture is also at night, but super cool regardless.

teetotailer

what’s that noise. 

sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other

i’m going to check

the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

Fun fact: anytime you hear a story that boils down to “and then some ABSOLUTE FOOL sued this totally innocent megacorporation for assloads of money AND WON! Can you believe it? Ridiculous. Some people, right?” 99 times out of 100, the corporation super fucked up, the plaintiff 100% deserved that money,.and you’ve just been fed corporate propaganda.

… Even that one time someone walked into a glass wall at apple?

The only exception is the guy who sued Redbull because it didn’t give him wings…

What the fuck!?

lmao

Ultimately, the rule is this: A big company will always have effective lawyers. If those lawyers cannot worm their way out of culpability for the company, then whatever they end up paying out is probably still less than it should be.

if the lawyers can’t cover their ass, A) it was a MASSIVE ass, and B) the marketing team will

next year james patterson is slapping his name on a book called "the secret lives of booksellers and librarians," which is real bold considering that every bookseller and librarian that i've met in my time as a bookseller and librarian absolutely loathes him. including me.

I was wondering about this when i saw the first version of this post