bro idk

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

very disappointing when someone says "the bird app" and for one lovely moment I think they are talking about Merlin Bird ID by Cornell Lab, the free app that allows you to identify birds by appearance or sound, make a list of birds you have seen, and explore all the birds native to your region.... and then I realize they are talking about twitter.

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

having friends is important because otherwise you’ll stay convinced your parents are normal

from a certain standpoint birdwatching is a sort of gacha

and now presenting: CHANGE!!!! the death that doesn't kill you!!

They should let me go into every building I want just to look around

hold on i have to do everything

the only bmi i care about is bagel mmmyummy itsgotcreamcheese

At the end of the day, my thoughts on job hunting are that it's incredibly stupid how every fiber of our current socioeconomic structure is screaming that you MUST have a job and nothing else matters because you MUST be working and that's the only thing of true importance so never forget that you MUST have a job, and I'm like damn okay so I'd like a job, can I have one? And the answer is No

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

I don’t like when you guys say “atp” to mean “at that point” or whatever. It means adenosine triphosphate