Purple Haired Lib

Minigolf course-ass house

bestie you will never guess what this Common Egg-Eating Snake is doing

Nationality: pussy

we have GOT to kill tiktok/twitter self-censorship i just witnessed a grown adult say the word “smex” out loud to our professor

my poor professor was SO confused that she asked them to repeat themselves and they went “you know, like, blank . . .” and kept just vaguely gesturing until she somehow connected the dots. i fucking hate art school

Oh

Death obsessed autistic faggots are our only hope for a cultural renaissance

#the final days were upon us #and then it was thursday again

We aren't the first to feel like the world is ending, and if they were wrong, so might we be.

gets pushed into a dance circle at a party and does that weird fucking thing david byrne does in once in a lifetime

the decline of practical effects in horror movies is one of the greatest tragedies of our time. we need to make horror wetter and more organic again.

a good horror film used to look like you could crawl into it and fuck it. they took that from us.

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.

Is it just me or does having a positive interaction with a stranger scratch a very particular itch? I think it's the reassurance that the world is not split solely into people who already love you and people who never will.