it’s ya girl

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Friggin, yis

Always reblog.

IT HAS EVOLVED

The legend marches on…

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

JDNXHSBSBF

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

DO IT!

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

CASH MONEY

ITS BACK

CAN THIS POST GET ANY BETTER??????????????????

IT’S BACK

@littlepuffy4ever @coxinhadoce47 @tinygayotter @hershellaytonlovespuzzles @doctorfab @glumbird @lezly-odair @isashi-nigami @orionebula @isacreeper87 

IT GOT BETTER

IT’S BACK!!!!!!

Im honored to have been the person you reblogged this from i feel like in some small way im blessed just for providing you with the post to make this addition thank you

It’s back!

I t s h e r e

OH MY GOD THE LEGENDARY POST

The hat meme saga has returned!!!

!!! I’ve been BLESSED

The best meme on the frickin planet. Will never not reblog!

IT GOT EVEN BETTER!!!!!!!!

I love this so much 😭💙

i havent seen this since i started tumblr omg

omg its beauty in its true form

simpler times

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

Me @ everyone

Rigjt back at ya!!

Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.

Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets 

Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it

Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not

Marine biology: you can try, but you’ll probably just get a mouthful of seawater

Astronomy: look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes get humankind to another planet, then so be it

Agronomy: uh that’s kind of the point?

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

So I wrote a paper for my bible class and the teacher said that one line was too informal, that it would work for blog post but not an academic paper. Um, Father Z, I really don’t y’all great in blog posts. There’s more, ya know, swearing, and also gayness, so, like, get off my butt about saying an issue “boils down to”

during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she ‘is aware that she is physically here right now’ or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the “and I’m new in town” bit and that she’s seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows, that he couldn’t get through a bit about donating to charity without interrupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things he’s said that she heard

ah so john mulaney is a chaotic neutral cryptid

i saw him last night and there was a good ten minute interlude where a woman told him everything she found wrong with his suit, including that his pants were too high waisted to which he replied “that’s where my hips are” and someone in the back shouted “look at that high waisted man he’s got feminine hips!” and he yelled back “that’s my joke! i’m offended!!”

I judge how good a book is based on how disoriented I am with my physical surroundings after closing it.

Fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that lil cowboy and roman guy from night at the museum had going on

Fun fact! Water actually turns "blood red" when it is contaminated by sulfur creating sulfuric acid. And scientists have discovered that around the time of the plagues a volcano went off that disturbed Egypt's environment. So the plagues are scientifically proven. The other parts of the plagues are explained by the sulfuric acid river making the animals leave the river and escaping into the human population.

WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THE PLAGUES WERE PROVEN

sorry for being a dark sorcerer. as if its my fault.

Achilles was gay

if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart

this is for ya’ll

I met a baby the other day who taught me that kids aren’t learning the thumb-and-pinky-out gesture for “phone” anymore. She puts her flat, open palm up to her ear and babbles into it, simulating a flat and rectangular smartphone.

who reblogged this to make it blow up?