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MDZS discourse is so funny "jiang cheng stans have to acknowledge that jiang-" i dont have to acknowledge jack shit. He's a fictional character and I have a job.

Akdkakdlals that's so funny. And correct.

Though, yes, he is a fictional character and I have a job, but I acknowledge one thing about jiang cheng, as a jiang cheng fan:

Bruce: *brooding in the cave and blasting the Clash*

Dick: What's his issue?

Alfred: I believe Master Bruce is sulking.

Dick: Why??

Alfred: After all the trouble he went to adopt Master Tim, he has come back to see that Master Tim has moved out and insists on being his own vigilante.

Dick: Oh, come on! It's not like Tim bailed on him! Bruce should stop being such a baby about it.

Alfred: You should have seen him once he got his hands on the bourbon.

Dick: Unbelievable. Tim has been nothing but glued to him since he came back. I haven't even been able to hold a proper conversation with Tim in over a month.

Alfred: Of course, sir. I assume a much better reason to pout around would be an anxious guilty conscience and the fear of having strained the relationship with a family member forever.

Dick: ...

the model mentor experience

Nirei: When I was asking around for you...I don't remember who told me though

Y'all. What if Nirei met a member of Red Chanpuru. Better yet, what if this boy genuinely ran into a RCH officer and was like, "Do you know Suo?? Anything you can tell me about it??" and the guy goes like, "Yeah, he hates natto."

You know, like how he wore DiscoWing during his darkest, emo-est time. "Ugly" fits just mean he's going through it...

On the good days Dick dresses like someone straight out of a Pinterest board; trendy clothes, subtle accessories and perfectly styled hair. But the moment his mental health starts declining– BOOM! It's bedazzled pants. Neon shoes. And patterned shirts.

The more outrageous and flashy Dick's clothes are the worse he's holding up.

It's like the warning light in a car. Everything is fine but if Dick walks in looking like David Bowie on acid then somebody should probably go check on him before he breaks down on the middle of the road.

Dick doesn't really notice that other people notice. He's just a guy trying to manifest happiness through his clothes –No, he's not sad. Could a sad person rock the shit out of Polka Dots?? Think not–.

Unbeknownst to him practically every person close to him has been conditioned to outfit-check him.

Batman: So that no one has to lose like I've lost.

Dick Grayson: Someone has to catch people when they fall. Someone has to help.

Jason Todd: I know what is like to have no one fight for you. I know their pain.

Tim Drake: They need my support. I can do that, I can help them.

Cassandra Cain: I am Batgirl. That means there will be no more killing.