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Tim seems like the type to have a Snapchat story dedicated to his crashouts
He frequently posts videos of himself yelling about the idiots he encounters in his daily life, and people live for it.
Tim, in his car: I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF BAD DRIVERS! IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE LIKE A PRE-SCHOOLER, THEN PULL UP IN THE LITTLE TYKES COZY COUPE, MOTHERFUCKER. I AM TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM REAR-ENDING YOU! AT LEAST THEN YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO GO THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT
Tim, barely visible and whisper-shouting in a dark closet: If I have to deal with Lex Motherfucking Luthor one more time I might just have to commit a felony about it. Because what do you mean you "aren't familiar" with our DEI policy outline???? We've been doing business for years????? We've had this EXACT CONVERSATION, like, TEN TIMES--
Tim, not even bothering to find an empty room: I should have stayed an only child.
Dick’s voice offscreen: Huh?
Tim, deadpan: The only good outcome of having siblings is that if they threaten to kill me, I might actually get a fucking break —— assuming they can grow a spine long enough to actually make good on their threats, that is.
Dick, in the background: C’mon, Tim you guys just quit fighting— Damian, stop- DAMIAN
Damian, now in frame, making a spirited attempt to free himself from the upside-down hold he has been wrangled into by attacking Dick’s ankles: I only wish to give him what he wants, Richard!
Dick: No, Dami, what did we say about- STOP BITING ME
Tim, staring deadpan at the camera while the others fight behind him: I have never envied Jason Todd more in my life
⊹ ࣪ ˖ PM!Ranpo Edogawa as your boyfriend .ᐟ.ᐟ `` ʰᵉᵃᵈᶜᵃⁿᵒⁿˢ
— art credits go to their rightful owners .ᐟ
⊹ ࣪ ˖ before you read...
pairing(s) : PM!Ranpo Edogawa x executive gn!reader
work type: headcanons
a/n: ignore if there are any grammatical errors gulp.. this is not proofread TT also, this will obviously be kinda ooc hehe... I still tried to incorporate ranpo's canon personality even in an alternate universe tho!!(♯ihopeididagoodjob)
⊹ ࣪ ˖ PM!Ranpo Edogawa ノノ 𝓦ho's often in your office more than his own. if someone looks for him and he's not found in his office, they'd know exactly where to check next. it's turned into a habit by now.
it's actually quite hilarious, actually. a subordinate would knock on your door asking for Executive Edogawa and the man is sprawled on your couch with his coat covering his face, his unfinished snacks on the coffee table next to him.
“give him a moment”, you'd say, still skimming through paperwork without looking up. ranpo would eventually wake up and very irritably address the subordinate whose come to ruin his beauty sleep.
⊹ ࣪ ˖ PM!Ranpo Edogawa ノノ 𝓦ho knows how your mission went without you even having to tell him. you didn't NEED to tell him anyways, he already knew before you even stepped foot into headquarters.
you'd walk into his office with a smile and he'd immediately deadpan you with, “you got shot on your left shoulder and you're refusing to get it checked. are you trying to bleed on my couch or something?”
you have to pause for a second, have to mentally remind yourself that this was RANPO EDOGAWA. of course, what were you even thinking? trying to hide these kinds of things from him was pointless.
he immediately drags you to the infirmary after, or he just slides a first aid kit over to you and instructs—no.. ORDERS you to get the wound dressed(lovingly). he will be watching the entire time.
⊹ ࣪ ˖ PM!Ranpo Edogawa ノノ 𝓦ho absolutely REFUSES to join combat missions unless absolutely necessary. it simply was not his thing at all. he'd rather sit back and deduct missions from his office with an open bag of candy.
but if Mori were to personally order him to go into the field due to certain circumstances, the only person he'd willingly stand beside during the whole mission is you. not because he needs your protection, God no. it's because aside from Mori, you were the only other person who knew how to translate his impossible deductions into immediate action without questioning him.
you never ask "why" when he suddenly tells you to shoot the third floor's 5th window to the left instead of immediately going for the sniper on the roof, or whenever he suddenly orders a change of route in the middle of a mission.
you trusted him and his brain more than anyone.
݁⊹ ࣪ ˖ PM!Ranpo Edogawa ノノ 𝓦hose greatest act of love isn't grand declarations or dramatic promises, It's trust. in a world where he sees through every lie, every motive, every hidden agenda, you become one of the very few people whose words he accepts without needing to analyze them first.
if you tell him “I'll come back”, then you'll come back. not because his deductions guarantee it—but because, for once, he chooses to trust your promise over his own endless calculations.
coming from the man who can see through literally everything and everyone, there is no greater proof that you've become home to him.
⊹ ࣪ ˖ PM!Ranpo Edogawa ノノ 𝓦ho doesn't—NEVER—tries to comfort you with empty words. cause every word he says is never empty. it was always simply just the truth. and who was to ever question Ranpo Edogawa.
everytime you wake up from a nightmare, breathing unevenly, shoulders shaking, he'd just roll over and wrap a lazy yet grounding arm around you.
“..go back to sleep, you know none of it was your fault. I've told you this 67 times now”, he'd mumble into his pillow before turning his head and opening his eyes to look at you.
“it wasn't your fault, none of it was”. simple words, but it was enough to ground you and get you back up on your feet.
⊹ ࣪ ˖ PM!Ranpo Edogawa ノノ 𝓦ho has absolutely no shame when it comes to using his executive privileges for ridiculous reasons. he knows damn well he can do anything, cause the mafia needs their greatest strategist to be satisfied at all times to ensure 100% success rate.
“...ranpo, why is there an invoice for 15 boxes of imported candy?”
“Mori approved it ^^”
you're not even surprised cause of fucking course he did😭😭😭😭
⊹ ࣪ ˖ PM!Ranpo Edogawa ノノ 𝓦ho refuses to let you accompany him on any missions that he'd been specifically assigned to. alone.
it's not that he doubted your capabilities or combat abilities, no of course not. never. but because he knew exactly how dangerous a mission could get whenever Mori sends him on a one-man. an unpredictable mission that can even push an executive down a peg or two.
sometimes you argued with him over it. but he'd never budge. he just silently and patiently listens to you and let's you finish before saying:
“If you're beside me, I'll spend more time calculating how to keep you alive than solving the case”. you'd stare at each other and he'd look away first, surprisingly.
“...it's inefficient”. he's not trying to downplay your feelings, that's just his silent way of telling you he didn't want to think of any scenario where he's forced to choose between you and an objective.
PM!Ranpo Edogawa ノノ 𝓦ho notices whenever you're having a hard time with yourself after work, be it mentally or physically.
work in the mafia was gruesome, everyone knew that. and surprisingly, it sometimes even takes a heavy toll on executives.
whenever these rare moments occur, ranpo always makes sure he's near you or is constantly in your space. if you're both in your office, ranpo would scoot a little closer to you while you're doing paperwork. during executive meetings, he would make sure he's always seated across from you or next to you. he's a silent, grounding presence.
⊹ ࣪ ˖ PM!Ranpo Edogawa ノノ 𝓦ho treats your presence like a guaranteed constant, and your attention like something he can demand without ever saying please.
he'd lean into your side during important conversations with other executives, unbothered by the fact that you're talking about infiltrating another organization's base and eliminating all of them.
“is it really necessary for Ranpo-san to be listening to us like this?”, an executive would ask while staring at a very distracted ranpo. (is reading a detective novel probably)
“he wouldn't listen if I told him to go away anyways, just ignore him. now where were we—”
⊹ ࣪ ˖ PM!Ranpo Edogawa ノノ 𝓦ho, despite everything, has moments of startling vulnerability that only you are allowed to witness. these moments are rare and unplanned. you never know when they could happen, but you're always prepared.
after long days, when even his mind feels heavy, he will lean against you without any commentary. no teasing, no whining, no playfulness. just silence.
and you've learned to stay absolutely still whenever he needed you during these times.
In these moments, he's not the Mafia's "greatest strategist"—he's just a boy whose brain never stops, finally choosing one place to rest even if its only for a short while.
and he trusts you not to move.
a/n: there wasnt enough ranpo works here so I decided to write PM!ranpo for my own guilty pleasure. please take note that this is my own version of PM!ranpo and he probably wasn't accurate to your own interpretations of him (≧∇≦)/
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he’s very much vanilla, so he’s always pretty gentle with you, but he’s also just so big he can’t help but feel compelled to spoil you in affection after.
jonathan won’t let you move a muscle. he’ll clean you up, carry you to the bath if it’s what you need, bring you water, food — anything to keep you comfortable.
when he’s done just know he’s not letting you go for the rest of the night. his arms are around your waist the moment he slips back into bed, trying not to squeeze you too tightly just in case.
“just go to sleep, okay? i’ve got you. you’re so beautiful.”
i feel like he’d definitely watch you fall asleep, his eyes all soft and he honestly gets a little emotional wondering how he got so lucky. intimacy is a big deal for him.
you’ll feel his lips press against your forehead just as you doze off, murmuring a quiet “i love you” to you.
୨𝑒 joseph
he’ll fuck you brainless, and the moment you both finish he’s 100% collapsing on top of you, ignoring your pleads for air.
you’ll feel much better when his lips start kissing your skin, though — a little sloppy but loving.
sure, he can be a joker, but he’ll shower you with praise after sex.
“did so good for me…always so good.”
it doesn’t take long for him to make some kind of stupid comment though.
“so, what was your favourite part? and you can’t say ‘all of it!”
“you know, with how loudly you were screaming i’m surprised you can still talk.”
wayyyy too tired to properly clean you up, but he’ll be sure to do so in the morning, running you a nice bath or showering with you.
he’ll stay draped over you like some sort of oversized house cat, nuzzling into your shoulder with a sigh.
୨𝑒 jotaro
he’s never been the affectionate type, but he knows you value aftercare, so he’ll give it to you if it makes you happy.
1000% destroyed you. like hardcore, rough sex, so if he didn’t look after you in some way he’d probably start feeling a little bad.
mostly quiet as he cleans you up, but he takes his time with it — dragging a cloth over your thighs and humming when you squirm.
likes to have you on top of him after, pulling you to rest your head on his chest so he can keep you close and breath you in.
“you feelin’ alright?”
his care is a lot more subtle, but it’s deep, and as you fall asleep and he watches your now relaxed features, he finds himself realising that he really does enjoy this. holding you and looking after you.
୨𝑒 josuke
josuke’s for sure a switch, but either way he’s looking after you. he is a loverboy after all.
if he does take the lead, he’s slow and careful at first, but will soon become a little too excited and become kind of rough.
he’ll apologise profusely for it afterwards, though, like some sort of scolded puppy.
“sorry if i was too rough. got carried away. didn’t hurt you, though, did i?”
he will always try to clean you up and offer you something to drink afterwards.
when you’re both settled into bed, he likes to find a movie for the two of you to watch as you both cuddle up to each other.
his hands are tracing small circles on your skin or running through your hair the whole time though. he wants you to feel good.
“was i okay? you were perfect.”
a little self-conscious sometimes. he thinks you’re so good, so he wants to be sure he’s on par with you.
୨𝑒 giorno
it’s always passionate with him — whether he’s giving you punishing thrusts or making love to you.
either way, giorno loooves aftercare. he finds it incredibly intimate and likes the affection.
he’ll plant kisses all over your face as he cleans you up with a soft towel, taking his time with it.
also pretty big on praise.
“i’m so proud of you. i love being with you, amore.”
will make sure you drink something afterwards.
unlike the others, though, he’s also pretty likely to seek out some affection from himself too. he likes the idea of being looked after and cared for by his sweet lover.
he’ll rest his head on your chest and coax you to play with his hair. meanwhile, he’s practically purring while running his hands up and down your sides.
୨𝑒 jolyne
“fuck…did a number on you, huh?”
she’s very open in her love for you, which means sometimes she can get a little bit too ahead of herself.
she makes it a mission to make it up to you every time, though, lacing her fingers with yours and bringing them up to her mouth to kiss them so gently.
“you always feel so good. thank you.”
a woman of few words when she’s all exhausted from fucking you, but she’ll still be sure to praise you. she knows how important verbal validation can be.
will insist on you both holding each other to sleep. that, or she’s curling up to your side and placing a hand on your chest to feel your heartbeat against her palm.
behind closed doors, she can be a bit of a sap, so expect to be doted on and coddled all night.
jolyne will probably fall asleep first, but even in her sleep she’s pulling you closer and murmuring something unintelligible when she feels you shifting.
school has been beating my ass and it was my birthday yesterday :pp don't flame me for this if it's poo
just watched Predator: Badlands, yall r gonna have to deal with my fixation for at least one (1) post.
Dating a Yautja Hunter Would Include:
Species Curiosity
You're a human, which means you're going to have to prove yourself quite a bit at first. But once they see that you're made of tough stuff, your size and species hardly matter. If you're a good hunting partner, you're a good mate. In fact, your soft, fragile species makes your abilities even more impressive. Prepare to be oggled and swarmed.
Gifts
Obviously, you're getting spoiled with trophies in the courting stage. No self-respecting Yautja would even approach you without a skull the size of an elephant tusk. But even after that, you're getting provided for. That sunscreen you need to protect your skin? Wordlessly stockpiled. Your favorite dried fruit? Wrapped in a cloth and laid on your bed. Those scented candles that help you sleep? You will never run out.
Pets
Are Yautja typically accustomed to keeping pets? Frankly, no. Rarely, Yautja will accept the help of alien hunting dogs. That's it. But if you've got a soft heart, you might be able to convince them to keep one or two helpful critters around. You know how guys will usually say that they don't want a cat, and then they get super attached to the cat you got anyway? Same deal. Whiskers is a part of the clan, now.
Cuddles!
Yautjas are creatures of conquest at heart. Having their mate feel safe enough to cuddle and sleep with them means a lot. But be prepared! You will be squished. These guys love to just lie on top of their mates like a heavy sack of potatoes.
