#character headcanons

A/N *Author’s Notes: Now you might be thinking, who the hell is Ryouhei? He is Tenma’s childhood friend who looks kind of like Kenma (Haikyuu).

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So this was generated with AI bc I was too lazy to write it up myself.

Headcanon:

the camp fam’s favourite london underground line

full tube map so you all know what the fuck i’m on about XD

Darius:

so fucking enamoured by how well and intricately designed it all is. the poor ticket guard the first time he sees it has to answer 857463 questions before he gets told to just tap his goddamn oyster card and get to where he’s going 🤣

likes the Picadilly line, purely because it has the quickest access to the Natural History Museum (with a bunch of dinosaur skeletons)

probably has most of the Picadilly route memorised XD

has beef w the Victoria line cos he got lost down there and nearly cried once (this WAS me lmfao)

has a detailed internal ranking based on practicality, proximity to usual places, and personal experiences. he has an excel spreadsheet. in the Victoria line x personal experiences cell, he just put three middle finger emojis and in all caps “SHIT”

second best at navigating the tube in general, the one who usually plans their journeys

Brooklynn:

the only one out of all of them who reliably knows where she’s going

likes the Suffragette, the Lioness, and the Windrush lines. she thinks they’re very important

like all of them, loves Waterloo and City purely because of the ABBA song (except Darius, who is not a die-hard ABBA fan *side eye*)

bullied Kenji /t for not being able to handle the noise of the Picadilly at first

gets up at 5am to take aesthetic pictures and videos. she’s in LOVE with the Vibe of the London Underground

loves King’s Cross St Pancras station

Yaz:

Northern. i feel this one in my bones. she likes that it can get her far to the edges of the city where there is fewer people

also on most tube maps the Northern line is black, which is her favourite colour

likes the Met/Circle/District line cos she can walk up and down the whole thing as a balance exercise (if the tube is empty enough)

likes the super obscure overground lines with Ben. the busier the stop the more she hates

fucking hates Thameslink. they’ve fucked her over one too many times

overall she prefers a nice, scenic train ride through the countryside to the tube lines, but admires their usefulness

Sammy:

thinks Bakerloo is just such a fun name, even though it’s pretty old and shit. “it’s charm!!!”

also loves the historical charm of the Victoria line

thinks the little overlap with the District and Circle, and then the Metropolitan and Circle and Hammersmith and City lines are adorable. her favourite part of any journey on those lines is Paddington to Edgeware Road cos all four of those lines all overlap, including the head and tail of the Circle line

feels similarly about the Met/H&C/Circle crossover later down the line

loves the tube lines that have animal-themed names (Blackhorse Road, Canary Wharf, Elephant and Castle, etc)

Kenji:

Circle, cos it’s the easiest to follow and he probably grew up getting driven around everywhere and never set foot on a tube until he was like, sixteen, so he had absolutely no clue where he was going the first time and got horrendously lost

likes the Circle and Picadilly cos he doesn’t have to get on 1938475 different tubes to get where he’s going (and he tends to stick to the centre of London anyway. lmao rich boy /t)

has done the Circle line pub crawl w Darius and Dave once. that was a fun night out XD

thinks the old ones are dingy and nasty (he’s not wrong lmao) so he tries to avoid them

Ben:

whichever is the most wheelchair accessible is probably his favourite :’) (the Elizabeth line)

he could ride the Circle line in circles for AGES

however he does not like the Circle one bit. he thinks it just copies all the other good stops and it goes FUCKING NOWHERE. he and Kenji have got into fights about this

also likes the obscure overground lines. believes there is more overground than underground to the “London Underground” (yes, that is always in quotation marks)

Roxie:

terrified of taking the tube for... various reasons (wrote a fanfic explaining)

still avoids the Picadilly line like the plague to this day. she Will Find Another Way to get to where she’s going

feels by far safest on overground trains

won’t touch super crowded trains either cos she gets claustrophobic

has her route to school ingrained in her, even years later

she’s taken the tube so much in her life she has a reason to hate all of them. has had the least amount of time to hate the Elizabeth line, plus that one generally has decent lifts, so she likes that one

Dave:

genuinely has no strong opinions but has secondary dislike (via Roxie) of the Picadilly

also admires how well designed it is

amateur at taking the tube but not before getting lost 23847564378 times and ending up miles away from where he needed to go

loves whichever lines have stations with goofy names, i mean, what the hell is Mudchute??? hornchurch??????

giggled for three hours at “Cockfosters” and all the sexual sounding ones

pronounced King’s Cross St Pancras “St Pancreas” for AGES before Roxie took pity and explained he was very wrong XD (dw Dave i grew up here and made the same mistake lmao)

Mae:

very fascinated-slash-overwhelmed when her small-town self first properly experiences the London Underground

can’t really pick a favourite. she is one of those rare people that actually thinks taking the tube is fun and exciting (same girl) cos she never used to do it when she was younger, and when she went to uni in Oxford, often commuting to London, she loved the tubes

if she haaaaad to pick a favourite though it’s probably the District cos it gets her straight from one end of London to the other, which she thinks is cool as shit, and it has the most stops, so she really feels like she’s Seen London

I don't mean to drag this our for long, but I plan on doing 6 parts. If you've been around my blog for a while, you'll know the format I use when I do character headcannons. If you don't I'll link them below so you have a reference on how this works.

Example One

Example Two

I plan on doing two parts per day (that's what the slashes mean in the image below). I didn't know whether or not to include NPCs like Penny, Dave, or Dr. Zomboss, but I think they don't really count as Reflorished NPCs rather than Plants vs Zombies 2 NPCs.

Immediately after posting this, I'm going to start working on the first post for this, so it might potentially drop tonight or the next day, so stay tuned if that's something you're interested in. As always, I hope everyone reading is having a wonderful day/night. 💕💕

Part 1/?

🧹 Cleaning! 🧹

Harry tends to create mess everywhere he goes: things disappear from his mind the moment he turns his head away, nothing has its own designated place in his spaces, he loses stuff constantly (which leads to having multiple of everyday things tucked away in different cornres: cleaning supplies, dishes and cutlery, small gadgets, bed linen and towels etc.). His bedroom quickly gets to this specific state where you can’t quite see the floor, because why would anyone put things away if said things could just land downwards with the gravity a.k.a. the most natural source of reason in the world?

When Kim comes over, Harry tries his best to clean up, but he can only manage to stay Actually Focused for a very little while, and his cleaning more often than not comes down to just shoving everything anywhere it fits. One time Kim visits unexpectedly and witnesses The Horrors, which immidiately gives Harry a bout of panic, however Kim is surprisingly unbothered by the mess: it fits his overall impression of Harry being a chaotic and unpredictable hurricane, so no surprise the place he lives in is just as messy as the insides of his head. He doesn’t judge at all, though he makes it his own duty to make sure the bedsheets are fresh when he stays the night.

Kim’s apartment, though, is a completely different situation. Kim lives mostly ascetically: he doesn’t have that much stuff at his place, every single book has its own spot on the shelves, all his dishes fit neatly in a single cabinet, all clothes live in their respective drawers and there’s never any dust on any surfaces in any room. However, the “mostly” in “moslty ascetically” refers to his small balcony where the kineema stuff is stored. The balcony is tiny, and the stuff is innumerable. Kim calls it The Pile. Kim’s best efforts at keeping The Pile in order go to nothing each time he fishes some new part from it. He has a rack, yes, but each shelf is stuffed top to bottom - and there’s motor oil and soot everywhere, so the sight might be even more frightening than Harry’s bedroom floor. Kim is terribly protective of The Pile and swears that he knows exactly where everything is and that when he needs a certain thing he can just go and get it.

[Drama: legendary] – Success: no, he doesn’t, and no, he can't. He can’t stop himself from occaisionally getting some new gimmick that he has exactly nowhere to place, each time he rearranges endless little boxes with nuts and bolts and wires and situates his new acquisition until there isn’t a two-millimeter gap between anything, and even if he knows where everything is – he certainly can’t easily get it: the two options are either painstaikingly dismantle the thousand-piece-puzzle that is his rack, get the thing and assemble the puzzle back together, or, which happens way more often, snake a hand deep into The Pile’s guts, grab the thing blindly, try to pull it out, fail and knock all the little boxes over to the balcony floor.

Generally Harry gets extremely nervous to touch anything in Kim’s flat and pays extra attention not to misplace anything (though usually when they spend time here Kim handles all the hospitality stuff such as washing dishes, taking care of laundry etc.). First time he sees The Pile the sight momentarily makes him exhale with relief, but then he asks Kim of it - and immidiately regrets not pretending he didn’t notice it at all.

Their desks at the precinct reflect just the same order of things they have at their respective homes: Harry’s is always in dissaray, he has exactly ten square centimeters of free space right in front of him (just as he has a teeny-tiny pathway on his bedroom floor that leads from the door to the bed), he has three to six dirty mugs on the desk at all times (only one of them actually belongs to him), he also never has a single writing utensil when he needs them (there are tens of those scattered useen between the papers). Kim’s desk is pristine: untouched documents lie in one pile, finished – in another, the ones he’s working on are arranged neatly in whatever order seems more logical, his mug is on his desk only when it has something in it that he’s actively drinking, otherwise it’s put away in a drawer, he has a simple pencil cup with several pens (which he replaces as the ink runs out) as well as a couple extra in the drawers, he also has a little clock in his field of vision - and there's enogh space to not even think of accidentally kicking it off the table. The bottom drawer of the desk, however, bears the name of Emergency Stash and contains several wrenches and pliers of various sizes, a box of screws, a couple of oil-stained rags, some random gloves, some random wires, a couple of matchbooks and a handful of loose matches, a lighter and god knows what else. Nobody is allowed to open the Emergency Stash (even if it’s actually an emergency).