we taka victory and slátra

“you have mental illness” actually i don’t, those are just unfortunate side effects from using the powers from my amulet to often. such power deranges a man.

big fan of shakespeare villains who step onto the stage and immediately announce “I am here and I am evil. I am here to do mischief.” and then that’s exactly what they do for the next two hours. no other motive is ever explained. at the end they fail. kings

people keep tagging this ‘fernando alonso’ and i was like who tf is that???? so I looked it up and he’s a race car driver. from spain. so, for sure my favorite shakespeare character

every one of my followers gets a little bowl of soup from the pot bubbling in the middle of my blog and a slice of bread with homemade butter on the side

Me, a museum professional, full of all of the above

i think i relate to the victorian gothic genre so heavily because i too am a sickly little bitch with a disturbing passion for the morbid and grotesque

Like, there’s literally nothing you can do to a sheep that’s as morally reprehensible as dumping plastic down the gullet of literally every other living thing. You wanna talk about animal welfare? Talk about reducing the amount of microplastics produced by rayon, polyester, and spandex.

Bruh plant-based sources of clothing exist and are better for the environment and don’t involve slicing an animal’s throat open please shut the fuck up you cunt

THE WOOL GROWS BACK

i love you sympathetic monsters i love you terrifying creatures who can be soft i love you monstrosities who survive to tell the story i love you narratives who refuse to kill the horrific i love you characters who are kind to the horrors i love you

when people on twitter or tiktok say "yeah tumblr is bad, its always been bad and gross and problematic" do they know its always been completely self-curated too or are we gonna leave that part out

#I always love people saying they can't escape the discourse cuz like #barring incidents of targeted harassment (which does happen) #the reason you can't escape the toxicity is you actively choose not to unfollow/block people #that's why discourse bloggers are so invested in saying blocking them means they won arguments #they need people to believe there's no escape without compromising your principles #also most of them believe they're Truth Coming Out Of The Well To Shame Mankind #when to quote someone I sadly can't remember the url of #they're actually Moron Coming Out Of Left Field To Be Annoying

I hate how “doesn’t have any friends” is considered a red flag by enough people it keeps already isolated folks even more isolated when “Has many friends but goes through them like napkins” is much more frequently a sign somethings a little off