sadness&sin

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

i mean it quite seriously when i say that i mourn vine… but i think its existence taught an entire generation of people about drama, cinemetography and comedy

And also don’t trust corporations with anything

Vines were a distillation of genius. Six seconds to do setup and payoff. Go to YT or someplace and find some vines compilations. It’s like Hellzapoppin’ meets Ernie Kovacs in a fog of millennial weed smoke.

Those who think that wisdom and whimsy are mutually exclusive have neither. It's vitally important to do the right thing when the consequences are dire, and to do a whole bunch of utterly frivolous silly dumb shit when it doesn't matter what you do.

Often, the wise thing must be disguised as silly frivolous dumb shit in order to actually work

Nobody's going to let you do anything if they think it's actually going to work.

FUCK YEAH.

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.