Ace of The Lost Empire

...Join star fleet they said...It'll be an adventure they said...

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

the stars on the american flag are actually asterisks for all the restrictions on the freedom it boasts

12 year old post comes back yearly like clockwork or perhaps a calendar

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

Does anybody know how to fix it

there's always a bit in nature documentaries where they start talking about reproduction and the voiceover suddenly becomes absurdly misogynistic as you suddenly understand just how attached every human involved with this project is to the word "female" and all of its implications

feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty