Ace of The Lost Empire

Oxford commas are awesome, and if you want to take them you can pry 'em from my cold, dead, and gnarled fingers.

the engineers designing the tesla truck

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

u can’t criticize “I am honestly feeling so attacked right now” bc you know what the response will be? that’s right this is the end the ultimate meme has arrived

It does frustrate me how woman-led media isn't allowed to just be mediocre. If it's not so good that its goodness is undeniable, it's abominable trash that's a threat to western civilization

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

Remember to let something you have no control over ruin your day today