Capocollo

Reminder: love should be fun

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

OP is an optimist

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks

*sexting* I love talking to you

a date where we smell candles together in a store and ask each other our opinions on one's we like

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

just got reminded of ringo's cameo in popstar never stop never stopping and the thing he says has such gif potential pleasehold