this better be good

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

its fucking snowing outside i've never seen snow in my life what is this shit

can you get out of here

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo

I'm sorry chupa chups I didn't know your game

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh