jeyne poole if her life didn’t suck

In the books she never got pregers so maybe Robb had this weird gulity complex about it?

Jon/Ygritte needed 30 seconds alone before they were shagging

oh anon i deeply recommend reading/rereading the books. you’re so missing out on so much

“I told Robb I’m sure to give him twins. An Eddard and a Brandon. He liked that, I think. We . . . we try most every day, my lady. Sometimes twice or more.” The girl blushed very prettily. “I’ll be with child soon, I promise. I pray to our Mother Above, every night.” A Storm of Swords

Ned and Cat don't have 7 kids out of "duty"

off the top of my head jaime/cersei are probably on the list however lysa/petyr might get an honorable mention but i don’t get the vibe that littlefinger is sexually attracted to really anyone at this age he just wants to Ofpetyr these women. ned/cat, while all over each other, it doesn’t read as an uncontrolled lust to me but more of a way to express the genuine love and affection that they have through the beneficial outlet they’re granted by marriage. what i mean by that is though they both deeply enjoy having sex with each other, if they were told for the good of the realm they could never do it again they’d agree (which actually happens in canon by robert’s offer and then ned’s brief nights watch acceptance) where as these absolute hoes i’m about to name folded in the face of mortal danger…

my truth is jon/ygritte with a silver medal going to robb/jeyne. those pesky teenagers. abstinence culture failed the stark household :(

bronze medal goes to arys/arianne for similar yet slightly lower stakes reasons