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very tiny animals fill me w both love & anxiety

u are divine & please be careful

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Terrible idea:

Tarot DnD. It’s DnD but you replace the dice with tarot cards and the DM has to interpret the results by symbolism instead of numbers.

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhg

Ooh! My friend proposed an idea similar to this. CAH DnD. It’s basically the same concept but instead of tarot cards, you use Cards Against Humanity cards. As she put it:

“Perception check”

“Bees?”

“BEES???”

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That sounds absolutely HORRENDOUS, your friend should be very proud

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not to be a “this whole website is one giant social experiment” but it honestly blows my mind on how tumblr has completely twisted the genuinely good philosophy of “be thoughtful and think critically of the media you consume” and turned it into this extremist mindset where something is either completely ideologically pure in every single way (which, bad news. is impossible) or it’s the work of Complete Evil and must be banned and ignored in its entirety if found to be slightly problematic. and from this mindset has blossomed a black and white lens on human nature and a terrifying 1 strike and you’re out system with no growth mindset whatsoever

prideprejudce

the fact that the users on here decided to deflect this post by trying to go through my blog to find any “problematic post” i may have ever posted EVER so they have reason to cancel me and completely ignore my point is the most on-brand tumblr thing ever

celciusdiscourse

and OP hasn’t been accused of anything btw. people are just reaching for reasons to cancel this post. I wonder why???? Could it be….. does it hit too close to the uncomfortable truth?

death-limes

i cant believe homestuck has been around for 10 fuckin years and only this year is my dash peppered with posts about how “homestuck is horribly problematic and if you like it youre awful, stay away from me”

like dude most of us were 14-16 when we got into it and we understand now that a lot of it was/is fucked up but god forbid we show fondness for some stupid comic that we liked during our youth

racingbarakarts

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

myblogisnotinteresting

I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.

racingbarakarts

Actual advice! Just yeet a goose

61below

Yeet the geese

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dalooch

I literally cannot wait until Adrien Agreste brings his designer girlfriend to all his fashion industry parties and galas.

Like, holy shit, a fucking POWER COUPLE.

xf3s

my favorite hobby is Standing in busy train stations catching the eye of protagonists then passing behind someone and vanishing

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rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant

johnnyfourballs

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

derinthescarletpescatarian

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain

lluviagf

Pink sunsets are precious and so heartmelting

fuckyeah2000s

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obviousplant

Leg

yourejustanotherversionofme

Includes Foot!

tinymeatgang

2016 vs. 2018

bagelbarr0n

The life is gone from his eyes

movedtobitchphobic

bold of you to assume it was there to begin with

tinymeatgang

skeleton-rat

I WOULD PAY TO MAKE THIS MY RINGTONE

miamaroo

Going into therapy like

catchymemes

Life hacks

caledoniaseries

I feel like I just time-travelled to match my outfit.

Didn’t realise I dress like I never left the 90s until just recently.

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one pic from the try guys looked like the perfect meme

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1dietcokeinacan

This is wat ur mcm sounds like..

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hey everyone i just want to say that the grey texts in the screencap are from my girlfriend and she is like, a legit astrophysicist, and i wasnt getting like mansplained to or anything! i just like to tease her by saying off the wall stupid stuff, we both think its really funny

this screencap below that got a lot of notes is also from a conversation with me and her