And nothing of value was lost.

Fish suckin da binky 💯

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

This is what 'living in a community' is supposed to mean

imagine some other guy evolving specifically just to annoy you. what the fuck

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

The wise man, when caught naked in public, covers not his junk but his face.

my little brother got a girlfriend recently and the two of them have been making their discord icons matching anime couples, so my other brother, his twin, keeps changing his icon to a third wheel character to annoy them

this is an old post but i have an update: the second brother started voice calling and playing games with a girl he likes, and every time the first brother walks into their room while hes talking to her he makes sure to hype him up, but in absurdly hyperbolized ways like “broo i just saw you on the news congrats on saving the bus full of orphans from crashing into the baby panda hospital. also zendaya called and asked if you wanted to go out with her and billie eilish but obviously you wont because youre so loyal. and joe biden came by personally and said he wanted to give you an award for most handsome man alive but i told him to just put it with the others”

Wait I can salvage this

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"ccute baby bunny compilation" "cutest rabbit videos!" "cute bunny so sweet every video" NO. i want FUNNY rabbit. i want rabbit STUPID compilatiom. I want every video of a rabbit thumping over some inane thing . i want a compilation of ever rabbit thats ever jumped in a trash bin. show me the goddamn animal

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears ........ he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

Monsieur Joestar et consorts, je vous souhaite le bonjour. Je m’appelle Jean-Pierre Polnareff. Les amateurs de poulets grillés et de chicken wings peuvent se mettre à taaable OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA oH la belle rouge, t’as rien d’autre en stock? messieurs, vous m’gonflez, je vais aux chiottes. wooooow ça sent les fleurs! - oh oui tu es beau même dans les pays pauvres.t’as raison ma vieille, on me retient pas. bonjour chez voooous. j’en n’ai rien à secouer de ta vie si tu savais. eh mais tu me SAOULES avec ton truc. écoutez les filles, on assez perdu de temps ici. AH un indigène. on vous dérange sans doute pendant la sieste excusez-MOAAAAHHGGSFD Eh dis donc, mamie, heureusement qu’on n’a pas de bagages! Parce que si t’avais dû les porter t’aurais disparu en-dessous! EUHEUHAHAH ALLEZ LES GARS! En fait euh je suis de passage. Si vous le voulez, je pensais que tout les deux on aurait pu tout les deux essayer d’être de passage aussi vousvoyezcequejeveuxdire ehehe OH les majorettes auraient quand même pas monté dans ce truc là MAIS COMMENT VOULEZ-VOUS QUE CE MACHIN DEVIENNE UN ALLIÉ ALORS HEIN?????? MAIS T’ES PAS MALADE?? cette GOURDE a gobé la tête du pilote comme si c’était un sushi au conCOMBRE. c’est dingue ça t’as vraiment pas de race euhvitekakyoinilaeukakyoin uuhnrnrnrnr je finis toujours par me faire serrer aux chiottes.LA FAMILLE JOJO! POURQUOI VOUS M’AVEZ RIEN DIT? COMME çA çA ME FAIT FLIPPER /Bon polnareff tu vas te calmer oui? UHRN

i have never been happier in my whole life

Mr Joestar and co, good day to you all. I am called Jean-Pierre Polnareff. Grilled chicken lovers and chicken wing lovers can sit dowwwn OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA OULA oH a nice red, you don’t have anything else in stock? Sirs, you’re making me gassy, I’m heading to the crapper. whoaaaaa, what’s up? oh yes you are beautiful, even in poor countries. you’re right old boy, nothing is holding me back. say hi to your moooooom. you know, I haven’t done anything to shake up your life. eh you’re really getting on my nerves with that trick. Listen girls, we’ve lost enough time. AH a local. no doubt we are disturbing you during the siesta, excuse us - MOAAAAHHGGSFD Oi, granny, good thing we don’t have luggage! Because if you had had to carry it you would have been buried! EUHEUHAHAH GO ON, LADS! in fact uh I’m just passing through. And if you want, i was thinking that the two of us could try “passing through”, too, yeahifyouknowwhatimean ehehe OH but still, the cheerleaders didn’t even get into this. BUT HOW CAN YOU WANT THIS THINGY TO BECOME AN ALLY HUH?????? ARE YOU TOUCHED? this SQUASH gulped down the pilot’s head like it was a CUCUMBER SUSHI! that’s insane, you really have no class. euhquickkakyoin,itgotkakyoin uuhnrnrnrnr I always finish up by [attaching myself to the crapper] hugging. THE JOJO FAMILY! WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY ANYTHING? LIKE THIS, THIS [PUTS ME IN WITHDRAWAL] MAKES ME BLOW MY TOP! /Ok polnareff you’re gonna calm down, right? UHRN

jojo heritage post

part of what annoys me about "all men are trash - but like not trans men you guys are special!!" is the idea that trans men wouldn't feel solidarity with our fellow men. that we would want to be divided from them, as if we don't see them as our friends, brothers, fathers, partners, comrades etc. as if we wouldn't want all of our fellow men to be freed from gender roles and cissexism.

yeah like what bothers me about that shit is, as a gay dude, I see what men are like when phones are away, cameras turned off, behind bedroom doors, how many of them immediately become so much softer and emotionally open & complicated. I like cis dudes as well as trans, not because I see them as some valorization of my Real Manhood, but because so many need to be held and cry into someone’s arms so badly & i mean SO fucking badly

I have said it before and I will say it again, male privilege is not actually good, or nice. It's a conditional protection from marginalization but the conditions are set to make you absolutely miserable. It's the same kind of privilege as an older sibling in an abusive family who can protect themself by making their younger sibling the main target. They're still being abused.

I’ve seen a cis man cry more than a few times, like a toddler, ugly crying. After that, every time I see him acting masculine in normal every day circumstance it’s like watching really bad acting. It’s like watching someone trying to be something they are not.

Back when I was living as a guy this shit messed me up really bad, being seen as the enemy due to your gender sucks and I go right back to feeling like this whenever one of my friends goes on a “men are shit” rant. Even though I’m living as a (partial) woman now, it still feels like it’s directed at me, I still feel the need to emotionally repress lest someone see me as weak, it really fucked me up.