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why am i a college student and not a cat that lives in an antique shop

Me *leaves a pile of assorted jorts in the woods*: for the werewolves

if my son is stealing pies off windowsills its because i taught him to do that bitch 

Says ":3c" to you, but in like, a professional way

nostalgia is a liar. nothing was ever as good as you remember it to be. there’s a reason you don’t talk to that person anymore, there’s a reason you’re not part of each other’s lives. don’t trust nostalgia. grieve. reflect. move on.

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

hey i have a favor to ask from astronomers, can y'all put little krakens on the edges of maps of the observable universe to denote that we don't know what's past that