shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

ancient greek word of the day: βατράχειος (batracheios), of or belonging to a frog

🍪二(: )ᛈ - βάτραχειος χεχεχε

Every dog has a “dog pearl”. It makes it by eating grass. When a dog dies it uses its pearl energy to manifest one wish. We don’t know what they wish for, but our thaumaturgists have traced their leylines through history. The consequences of dog wishes on the current political climate can’t be understated.

me: So then we take the liquified wood pulp, and dry it again, into these thin sheets. caveman: [confused, but trying to keep up] uh huh. me: And we take the graphite stick - it doesn't need to be wrapped in wood like this, but we like making them this way so you don't get graphite on your hands. And that's what we draw with. caveman: [eyes lighting up] Oohhh so you use the wood pulp sheets to paint on them, like hides? me: Exactly! And now, you could use this method to draw anything you can visualise with your mind's eye, but for the sake of this demonstration, let's draw a vision of a woman with features of an animal whose powers and traits she represents, and a figure that is stylised and exaggerated beyond what nature really allows. caveman: As wide as she is tall, with tits to match? me: Exactly. caveman: This is the only sensible use of this technology.

i love you. im pregnant and its toys

what the fuck does that mean. stop. dont fucking say that

ok. getting an abortion and its you

Puppies science fact: There is a puppies on the planet earth

What do you believe in now?

self preservation through love

chupacapra

Chupacabra as well