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oozey mess
we're not kids anymore.
#extradirty
Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi
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if i look back, i am lost
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Not today Justin
Three Goblin Art
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@amatusbun
One of the few good things in Act III DAI writing Iāll give them is Cullen going slowly more and more blatantly utterly feral and sick of everyoneās shit. He was so professional and proper and now heās begging me to let him beat Sebastianās ass and adding snarky messages to every single mission statement like:
Cullen in Act 1:
Cullen in Act III
This is my new favorite take
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Just the two us only!
That little giggle omfg ā¤
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I won't lie if someone gifted me some good cheese I'd be pretty fucking happy
yesterday was a funny day on twitter XD
https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1061786484028596224
Thereās been an update:
Aaand another update:
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oh good we finally got there
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER
It got better!!!
MY HEART
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Just purchased the 'Single Woman over 30' special.
Isolation's going great, thanks.
āyouāre an old soulā I have a developmental disorder that isolates me from my peers & leads me to seek adult validation while escaping into unusual hobbies that for some reason get me labelled as āmatureā, thanks for noticing :)
āmost kids your age wouldnāt be interested in thisā most kids my age arenāt so chronically isolated & uncomfortable that they maladaptively hyperfixate on special interests just to survive & self-regulate but here we are :) :) :)
YOU GONNA JUST FUCKING CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT
I just...I feel this needs attention š
I'd like to take a moment to appreciate these two for not giving a single fuck about traditional gender roles.
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the GRINCH X TONY THE TIGER FanficĀ is live on ao3! hope this causes you all tremendous distress š
monthly subscribers can skip ahead to the next chapter
actual real things about this fic:
the Grinch is nonbinary & uses they/them pronouns
the Grinch is autistic
it takes place in the Jim Carrey movie universe, so the Grinch has two lesbian moms
(side note, in the movie it was implied the grinch was conceived at a swingerās holiday party, but we donāt have to talk about that)
tony was a professional athlete who had a lucrative career appearing on cereal boxes
tony the tiger is divorced w/ kids
the Grinch is in therapy
I am sending this to all my friends gaud.
there are over 300 comments on the fic so far, and iām reading all of them, and i have to say my favoriteĀ comments on the ones where people are sharing this with family and friends. sometimes out of spite, sometimes earnestly.Ā
thank you for spreading me around like the invasive fungus i so truly am
I submitted it to my english teacher (our assignment was to find a well written work to share on the internet)
ā¦I am absolutely frothing at the mouth to know your teacherās response please
this is it
this was beyond my wildest dreams actually much thanks
UPDATE:
i am having the BEST month
Iām dying I was not prepared for this
hey I just wanted to mention the fact that this was a catholic school. just in case this wasnāt wild enough already. the disciplinary officer was a fucking nun
i am now feral. i have gone feral. i am leaning a little pile of stick again a tree, soon i will nap beneath them, they will collapse on me during the next rainstorm
Iām sorry.Ā Getting a nun to read THE Tony the Tiger x Grinch Fanfic is the best thing ever.Ā This person wins at life.Ā Game over.Ā We have all lost to the person who got a nun to read that fic.
A NUN WAS FORCED TO READ MY CRACK FIC I AM A BROKEN BEING
I wish anything could provide me with as much joy as gaud experiences upon discovering that a nun read their crack fic.Ā
joy? JOY you say???? ma'am, this is HYSTERIA
Okay so I have grandparents that are like, Greek Christians which makes them very, very, conservative. Like every time I go over to their house with my parents I have to pretend Iām straight, (they know Iām a lesbian they just want me to pretend Iām not when Iām in their house) I canāt wear anything above my knee because it makes me look like aĀ āslutā and I have to be super polite and not talk about anything controversial or anything.Ā
So I was at their house last week with my parents and they were having a go at my mum because she isnāt talking to my aunt, and just being really horrible. Anyway they asked me what I was reading on my phone, and I donāt remember what I was doing, but I said I was reading a fanfic, which is a novel written online by writers-in-training, and would you like me to read it to you? And they said, oh sure, dear, so I read them the whole first chapter of the grinch x tony fic, and when they I was finished I looked up at them both and they were just staring at me like I was crazy. It was the best.Ā and they said to my mumĀ āāwhat is godās name was are you letting your daughter read?!ā And my mum said,Ā
āoh, I donāt know, but the more you tell her not to get mixed up with things the more sheāll want to do it. Maybe you should calm down a bit.ā
So they just awkwardly offered us some lunch and I pretended like everything was fine, and we went back to their house yesterday and they were actually a lot more opened and understanding and itās all because of your freaking crack fic. Your freaking grinch x tony tiger fic has made my grandparents more accepting and open.Ā
This whole thread was a ride.
How is the world getting better and worse at the same time
Iām offering a magic item to my D&D group to anyone that reads this and writes me a 1pg book report on it.
This. This gives me life. It cured my depression. It cleared my skin. I have transcended.
It is not "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned" with this man.
It's "punish me daddy I've been naughty."
My current obsession.
Im very glad that both Greedfall and TOW have these "team dad" companions. Like thank you for being in charge of looking after my dumbass and my fellow dumbasses.
āoh captain... i do love when you jest with meā damn vicar i know youāre a man of the cloth but if you want the pussy you can just ask
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Obsidian: Here is a middle age, angry ex con, shotgun wielding priest that curses like a sailor.
Me:
Hey just a heads-up for anyone who, like me, woke to the news of Bidenās win and promptly burst into tears and is spiraling or feeling depressed instead of ecstatic, even though you wanted this result?
Youāre okay. We have been through 4 years of hell, and this year in particular has been awful. Your emotions are all over the place because thereās part of you that has relaxed with relief that 45ā²s out, and thatās okay.
Weāre okay. Take this weekend to give yourself some aftercare. Soft clothes, warm baths, comfort food. Hydrate and get plenty of rest. Get a hug if you can. Be kind to yourself.
The workās not done, but that doesnāt mean itās wrong to take a weekend to rest.
Thereās a post somewhere, which I am too tired to find rn, about how long-term trauma gets buried inside like a fire burning down to embers in a room with no air. When a good thing happens, itās like firefighters opening a door into that room: all that heat flares up suddenly, from a place you thought was safe. Youāre not crazy, and this will pass, but you have to take time to put out the fire
^THIS!!!!!!!
Those of us living in the U.S. have basically been subjected to non-consensual fear play. Aftercare is not only recommended, it is REQUIRED. Take care of yourselves.
