Formal Rodent.

gonna paint some tiddies

I wanna know their names

Their names are Carlos Polanco, Carl Snyder and Alex Hall and they defeated the Harvard debate team on the topic of access to education for undocumented children 

Reblogging again for the names

reblogging twice so y'all fucking know

Three Peanuts and an over-roasted pistachio.

that’s the most electronic sounding noise i’ve ever heard a mammal make!

when ur a fucking sea pupy

So we got an Amazon Echo and we changed the wake word to “Computer” and now I feel like I’m on the Enterprise all the time. Additionally, whenever I watch Star Trek, she only responds to “computer” when Data says it and it’s kind of adorable. Not Picard, not La Forge, not Troi, not Dr. Crusher, not Riker. Not anyone but Data. The other night Data asked his Computer what the time was and my Computer told him it was 10:47. Watching Star Trek is even more fun now

Ur echo has a crush

Fuck em up, Daisy 

the thirteenth doctor is truly the natural successor to the last four doctors - her personality makes complete sense when you think about it… we started with nine, fresh out of the time war, bruised and brooding, scarred and sad, who let rose tyler into his life and was changed for the better. the tenth doctor was born out of his love for rose - ten took rose by the hand and ran even faster and even further and fell in love with her. but being the doctor this couldn’t last forever, and after losing so many people his joy devolved in righteous anger and fevered power. the time lord victorious. in the end ten realised this can’t ever be a reality, having dire consequences for the universe (not a warrior. a doctor.). ten evolved into eleven and channelled what remained of his childish glee, but eleven developed an ego that took the universe and made it fear and love him equally. he became legendary, a hero, even. eleven went to the very limit of what the doctor could be, and then let go. then twelve’s hour came and now the doctor did not even know who he was supposed to be any more. a good man? yes, of course he was. but twelve’s doubt after everything he had already been through abated when he saw the universe through clara oswald’s eyes, and it was beautiful. bill potts came along and reminded the doctor of all he needed to be: just a bloke, passing through, fixing stuff. laughing hard, running fast, and acting with kindness always. so who should come next but the absolute epitome of the lessons that each doctor learned before her: thirteen. just a traveller, fixing things, helping people, and loving the universe in its entirety. at peace with herself finally. she knows exactly who she is. she’s the Doctor. 

Can confirm spite-writing is definitely a thing

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

This is important.

Bless this post

I really need stuff like this

affdhbdfjojvtij im goNNA CRY

JELLYFISH IN SPANISH IS JUST “BAD WATER”

Listen, sometimes you’re swimming and you dont see the angry ocean ghost zap you, so you decide that its the water that hurts

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

Somehow this made me feel better

How mundane the AI’s motivation is forms the basis for how unstoppable it is and the intensity of the chaos it caused. There’s no grand morality involved— it’s just affection for someone who treated you kindly and the desire to ease their suffering.