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He's a journalist

Ah shit my bowling team has unionized

They're all striking

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

Imagine how I feel

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know