Alyssa Marbles

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

i don't care about monday's goals, tuesday wednesday dig some holes, thursday clean my mandibles, it's friday i'm a bug

happy its friday im a bug friday!!

I fully thought this was about being an archaeologist, excavating and cleaning bones, until the very last word.

Reminder?! How was I ever supposed to know this?!

I know why you drew him. Because he is beautiful.

It’s so sad that students are now relying so heavily on AI for writing essays because they’re missing out on the best part of writing an essay which is when you’re a few paragraphs in and you just reach that flow state where your thought process becomes one with the essay and you’re slamming the keys so hard that you’re on the verge of destroying your laptop. I used to get high off of that shit

its true that romance amd friendship will not solve everything but. objectively speaking its very hard to get sad when you can say 'lets go get cake tomorrow okay' and someone will go get cake with you. like there is some good at least. you know

if i was dating megan thee stallion i would push a giant boulder up a hill every morning to prove her my worth