where is my wife to hold me after my shitty gacha pulls

@amodernpersephone @hatrackbsd

when cats hold each other >>>>>>>

Here's a hug to anyone who's having a bad day ༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ

nah man i cant come over tomorrow im gonna listen to songs and think about characters. yeah no its gonna be all day

This man’s even wearing gloves so his sweetly hands don’t slow his swipes down..

once went to a japanese arcade and a man watched me play the taiko (drumming) game, gave me a little applause, and then started his game, pulled out a set of custom drum sticks from a bag that held several different weights and then proceeded to play faster than the speed of light.

As someone who lives in Asia, where speed-break-your-wrists type of games are incredibly popular. Yeah. Thats just how it is. You walk in any arcade, up to any cabinet, claw game, DDR, anything. And %80 of the time there will be some dude with a bag of quarters, who watches you play a game or two, then happily nods, claps and smiles at you. Before they reveal they have the key to open a rift in time and space. They show you a glimpse at the answers of the universe while simultaneously showing you what you could have accomplished if you never accepted the rules and boundaries of the universe. Then, if your lucky, they might gift you a little plush you waisted $34 in won and about 2 hours trying to get it yourself. You will never see them again after this.

good morning to every fat femme! you look beautiful and i hope something great happens to you today

insane how like. well idk. and of course. at the end of the day

I love bsd tumblr bc I was just scrolling through posts and I see one that says "one of the main themes of bsd is existentialism" with a well thought out analysis then I scroll down to the post directly after it and it's Dazai eating a banana with the peel on

Whoever invented kangaroos is a fucking idiot

Kangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s an entire species.

God: What if we just made a really horrible man? Give it. Give it lots of things. Tail leg. Belly sack. Talons. Abs. taste for flesh. Valid driver’s license. Fur.

the ability to beat the goddamn piss out of you.

and taunt you afterward

excuse me, this is an actual kangaroo? not a cunning-edit furry joke? you’re telling me this is what literal live kangaroos look like in real life?

this is just so fucked up

Why do they look like rabbits who are into CrossFit?

#artists…is the same

i’m howl when he said “theres no point in living unless i’m beautiful” then called upon the dark spirits bc he didn’t like his hair color