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evilnicegirl

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

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Reality is literally insane. You notice this when you go to ALDI

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People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

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foofyschmoofer

You can put on more layers when you're cold. When you're hot, even stripping down naked isn't enough. Fuck the heat.

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kaijuno

Wait this is funny

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This humor is so fucking advanced yet so fucking simple at the same time

durtybutch

*fixes my sleep schedule* *ruins it the very next day* bro

thefloatingstone

I have a friend who is very into sumo.

Trying to casually understand sumo is a little like trying to casually understand cricket. But I more or less get the basics just from watching tournaments with her.

But the one part of sumo that will always baffle me, even AFTER it was explained, is the giant macaron...

I legit thought these were photoshoped until I sat down and saw a match myself.

thefloatingstone

If they win a Sumo tournament they get a giant macaron.

theslowesthnery

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atopcat

Lord of the Rings:

Vs.

Game of Thrones:

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"But where's that light coming from" BITCH IT'S FANTASY WHO CARES

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the-tin-dog

Ok but also from a like, theatrical storytelling perspective, there’s a thing called “willful suspension of disbelief” which is basically the concept that in order to let ourselves be immersed and enjoy a story, we need to turn off our knowledge that it’s all fake anyway.

like yes, we all *know* it’s unrealistically bright for a night time war, but it needs to be so we can SEE the story being told, and the lighting designer used blue light to show it was night time. We KNOW that Sir Ian isn’t actually a wizard but we SUSPEND that DISBELIEF because we want to be entertained.

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butterflikisses

Twitter: When did you realize he loved you?

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southrnbird

Reblogging because LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL!

only1kisss

wow i wanna cry

aidashakur

Disagreements are fine. Disrespect is not. Distance is fine. Disloyalty is not.

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peepingnee

What anxiety? I have CHEEKBONES!

lurlur

I think I'm in love?

sevdrag

a real american hero

armeleia

This has a real Clone Wars Obi-Wan Kenobi energy to me.

greenjudy

The man is lovely but it’s the voice, the voice, the voice.

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Art by Angela Hao

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no pls im begging you

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