#1 Tardigrade Fan

my shirt that says “not a danger to myself and others” getting me asked a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

& i thought i was a sassy faggot

*exports you as a jpeg* *and turns the quality waaaaay down*

whys this a bulk reblog

3 for 1 deal

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

i was talking to one of my coworkers about my trip and she asked me where i was going and i said austria and she looked at me all confused and then she said “like…austria-hungary?” and i wasn’t quite sure how to break it to her

#i’ve been in a coma since 1914#i can’t wait to see my favorite modern empire (via elucubrare)

@badshah-cornelius

i have an iron grip on my couch watching these vampire girls in van helsing (2004)

i’ve never been as high as i was last night and got so horny from these women that i had to stop watching it