It is what it is

Your daily dose of cat memes

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

the subject line was “OW”

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

It’s even worse than i remember it

Things just spontaneously combusted from years ago in parts of the park that have been closed down for years, been buried, locked away for safety.

When I closed the park for the day, I wasn’t able to get out before closing the final gate and I am now trapped inside, still stuck on this goddamn ride and there is no way out. I’m stuck.

The amusement park had been running normally for the past few months. But all the rides stopped working about a week ago when she lost feelings for me . Ok, no big deal it won’t be working as well as it should. The park hasn’t shut down. Well today it might, honestly. Rides are starting to break down, at a faster speed than expected. At first it was just the water rides stopped, but the roller coasters have followed suit.

The park is closed for access to patrons and personnel.

The park has been running at a normal operation status until now. Until this night. Everything was running normally, until someone decided to break into the park and make a big fucking mess. This mess was so big that it leaked into the early morning hours of May 2, 2021. Both burglar’s were caught by the night security, thankfully. But unfortunately the night security didn’t do much to them. They separated them according to policy and training and took some statements. After all that was said and done, they were allowed to go on about their merry way, while I, the owner of the amusement park, am left to clean up everything because the supervisor is gone for the weekend (though thankfully he is coming back tomorrow, already preplanned). Now I have to go into and run the amusement park as if nothing happened; but man, am I fucking tired. I don’t feel safe at night in the amusement park. I am afraid the burglar’s are going to come back and this time do something worse.

https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1061786484028596224

Things just spontaneously combusted from years ago in parts of the park that have been closed down for years, been buried, locked away for safety.

When I closed the park for the day, I wasn’t able to get out before closing the final gate and I am now trapped inside, still stuck on this goddamn ride and there is no way out. I’m stuck.

The amusement park had been running normally for the past few months. But all the rides stopped working about a week ago when she lost feelings for me . Ok, no big deal it won’t be working as well as it should. The park hasn’t shut down. Well today it might, honestly. Rides are starting to break down, at a faster speed than expected. At first it was just the water rides stopped, but the roller coasters have followed suit.

The park is closed for access to patrons and personnel.

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

knife-wielding tentacle is 5 years old today…………………