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@paracanisbrunnea

the four horsemen if the apocalypse was chill

@noxidae

[ID: Four gifs from Psycho (1960), of Marion Crane and Norman Bates in the parlor. Marion, holding a sandwich, says, “Sometimes we deliberately step into those traps.” Norman replies seriously, “I was born in mine. I don’t mind it anymore.” “Oh, but you should. You should mind it.” He then puts on a smile, and says with a laugh and a shrug, “Oh, I do, but I say I don’t.” End ID.]

@jaspertjunk

@c0okies-n-cream

Werewolf porn, except it accurately reflects the fact that humans have absurdly large penises relative to overall body mass compared to most other large mammals, so even though the protagonist's werewolf form is like eight feet tall, their dick is actually smaller than when they're human.

Conversely, in wereduck porn

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@verasquid

sorry i'm basic but i love the act of killing someone for the first time as a metaphor for sexual violence

loss of virginity as a social construct representing the loss of innocence, phallic weapons penetrating flesh and being withdrawn stained with blood, guilt manifesting as a feeling of uncleanliness that can't be washed away, the cultural associations of both your first kill and first sexual encounter with achieving manhood/maturity, hesitation or refusal to participate being met with coercion and mockery. you know what it is.

Honestly I think the compulsion to describe things about your own original characters as "a headcanon", silly as it sounds and incorrect as it is, makes complete sense when you understand it as "this is a thing that is true about this character to me that I want to tell people about but do not currently intend to include in any actual published narrative about the character."

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

@jackmaus2