i keep waking up in my bed which is crazy cuz i swear i died last nightr

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider

Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal

Shes literally skin and bones what the fuck is going on in hollywood