At a beautiful sweet spot in my life where absolutely nothing is happening which means i have endless freedom to make my own fate.... I guess

Warning my loved lones that i may be a little boring the next few months because if i dont finish this portfolio by September my life is literally over. Putting a cap on interesting thoughts and experiences

My divorced coworker with terrible music taste and no desire to be on the internet was very devastated when i told him Oliver tree had died

Following my duties as office dj I'm playing Morrissey for my coworkers at exactly 9:40 am on a Monday

Trying to escape the caravan but clearly i have a sign on my forehead that says Oh please everyone please form complicated relationships with me