As much as I love the theory of Alastor’s crashout in the bar being caused by his fear of being used, I also think we are overlooking the much more simple option of “local edgelord was getting attached to someone so he opted for the most logical course of action which was to shut that someone out so cruelly they would forever hate him”
We see Alastor getting attached to the hotel crew in s1 and then beat himself up about it after he almost dies for them, we see him almost foil his s2 plan to defend Niffty — so we know that, despite what he proclaims, he gets attached quite easily.
I think it’s very possible that Alastor had finally found a friend and got so scared that he resolved to have Vincent hate him forever because he couldn’t afford to be weak.
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honestly kind of shocking how little traction radiostatic fandom gets out of the light/shadow dichotomy. umbrakinetic so absolutely repressed that his truest feelings are literally concealed within shadow x literal living light source who wants to be seen so badly he becomes blinding instead. forces that are fundamentally opposed and incompatible but also totally reliant upon each other in order to exist. like guys. guys. why the FUCK are we not doing anything with this g u y s
i saw the original cover from @purple-mountain-manatee this morning and it wouldn't leave my head so. i went fully into it,, the original shitpost came from @martini-garnish
changed a few of the words (so it would flow a bit better and fit the "bug in a jar terrarium" bit) so i'm setting the lyrics under the read more
You think high school biology is gonna make me cry
That I'm bawlin' 'bout the grass that could've been?
Look around ya, Al! I've been thriving this whole time
I've got a leaf, I've got a wreath, and all I'm gonna do is diiiiig! [laugh]
You're in my jar with my twig in my dirt where I dig
And worse, you're at my mercy, forced to watch my gravel roll
You've been sealed up, your moss fried, your substrate has run dry
At last your ass is trapped, I'd laugh at how you're now so small
Don't you forget, you're on my twig
You can try to squirm and struggle but you'll still be on a sprig
Don't you forget—
You're so obsessed with me! I knew you'd need me here to be
Your unwilling specimen while you study entomology
You're huffing dirt if you think I won't leave this jar a ruler
I'm just like you except I'm hotter and my twig is cooler!
So I'll keep your bug ass alive to-
To prove you're not a loser?
Do you ever shut up?
Don't you forgeeeeet (Oh, here he goes)
You're someone's peeeeet! (Aw, how sad)
You're still being fed scraps from a lawn—!
So cute you think I care! [laugh]
Now I'm the master, and you're my bottomest bug
No more Al the high and mighty now you're trapped in a jug
Though the fruits have gone to rot you know the twig must grow on
By the time I've climbed the glass you'll wish that you had stayed gone
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Y'know all of alastor's plan solely relied on vox. Make him the strongest sinner in hell and break out of the deal.
He never considered the worst-case scenario. He simply never thought it could be this deadly.
Fandom often downplays it, but Vox almost blew up heaven and hell, everyone and HIMSELF.
Alastor underestimated vox. He thought he would beat Vox after he broke his deal with rosie, save hell and make up for his reputation he lost during that time.
BUT, during his fight with Vox, he DID NOT win,got hurt and severely injured.
I think at the core of it, my interpretation of Radiostatic boils down to
Vox = I hate you more than I ever loved you, and I still fucking love you.
Alastor = I love you more than I could ever hate you, but I can never love you the way you want me to, which makes me hate both of us for making the part of me that loves you.
They've had these feelings for so long that they've festered into something so unrecognizable, but so familiar. Neither of them can let the other go, because there's something comforting about never having to truly accept the other's absence. Doing so would mean being nothing to the other, and that would hurt worse than what they have now. So, Vox will always be watching, and Alastor will always look slyly at every camera he passes by.
love how Not normal Alastor is about Vox. All of season 2 plays this wonderful game of red herring with Vox's obsession because it is just So Loud and in your face, but if you spend more than five minutes looking at their relationship you suddenly realize Alastor is operating on levels of obsession that are yet unknown to man or beast
"I'll base my entire plan around my intimate knowledge of him. I'll separate him from his friends until he only cares about impressing me. He's the only one who could ever overpower me. I'll entrust myself to him completely because I know he won't cross the line. I wholeheartedly believe he's obsessed and needs me. He'll come to me the second I call him. He'll leave his team for me. I have him wrapped around my finger. I'll never kill him."
Like he is just as bad if not worse!! That is HIS awful man he likes to torture, Lord help whoever's caught in the crossfire.
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