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I also love to talk about my own writing but I don't tag that as consistently. Here's a list of my AUs

What else do people put on intro posts? My hot takes? I love PolyVees, Vox is full of gender and also agender. My headcanons are many and very often conflicting, like a comic multiverse. I love playing with characters like dolls. I 💖 horrible awful stories about horrible awful people. I hope the Vees live forever.

I would like to take a moment to appreciate the fact that Vox is biased and doesn't personally know these people (except Alastor and Angel), so he probably drew them based on his perception of them. Husk has a bottle, Niffty is a gremlin, Alastor is the only one in a different color and also dead, etc.

But then you have irritable, no-nonsense Vaggi, and he decided to draw her holding hands with Charlie and smiling. Which is accurate, Charlie is the thing that makes her happiest. But it would have been just as accurate to draw her being grumpy and standing on her own. Which suggests that he drew the happy lesbian* couple because he wanted to.

It's just kinda funny and cute to me.

Vox just isn't an artist. And was probably drawing from memory, which is a great way to end up overemphasizing things that stand out to you.

I would like to take a moment to appreciate the fact that Vox is biased and doesn't personally know these people (except Alastor and Angel), so he probably drew them based on his perception of them. Husk has a bottle, Niffty is a gremlin, Alastor is the only one in a different color and also dead, etc.

But then you have irritable, no-nonsense Vaggi, and he decided to draw her holding hands with Charlie and smiling. Which is accurate, Charlie is the thing that makes her happiest. But it would have been just as accurate to draw her being grumpy and standing on her own. Which suggests that he drew the happy lesbian* couple because he wanted to.

It's just kinda funny and cute to me.

”we have to have this baby as part of alastor’s convoluted vibes-based plan to regain the title of most powerful sinner in hell” - radiotrio

“we have to have this baby to get into heaven” - huskerdust

“we have to have this baby to prove heaven and hell can get along” - chaggie

“we have to have this baby for clout online” - verovel

“we have to have this baby because we probably conceived it at work and that’s a tax writeoff for the business, maybe, somehow (we don’t know how taxes work)” - stolitz

“we have to have this baby because we want to have a baby together” - m&m

fuck you fuck you fuck you you’re not the boss of me…good question tho. as a quick overview of the state of affairs from what ive seen perusing both shows general tags on ao3, stolas and angel are always the ones being written about in mpreg stories. and to this i say BORINGGGG. much love to all the enthusiasts out there; i understand the appeal, but i just cannot conceive of a situation in which angel wouldn’t gleefully abort that thang. imo whenever stolas gets mpregged he should also experience severe medical neglect societal stigma and physical complications to stay in tonal keeping with the rest of his shitty ass life lol.

as for what EYE think would be fun to see in those contexts one of my lovely voxutuals has a pregnancy au situation which is very fun. and more broadly im kind of obsessed w the idea of vox being like “I have to have this baby because its good PR”. and this one is maybe an extremely hot take but we could get interesting with a verovel verosika fpreg situation. you’d have to contrive a reason why they’d keep it but ver would not stop drinking during the pregnancy and velvette would refuse to admit she’s responsible for the thing. I can’t take this idea farther because I am offput by child neglect and these two in combination are the most likely pair to leave a baby in a dumpster but do you see the vision. anyway.

And has anyone realized that all of these are qualities that a certain mafia spider family would very much find useful?

All of you wondering if Angel worked for his family in Hell or not, but I think we should consider that maybe VALENTINO worked for them. And that’s how he met Angel (maybe hunting him down, or because Angel was also working for them).

To me that would explain why Val seems to enjoy humiliating Angel publicly so much. It would be like in the Godfather, where the husband of the daughter of mr Corleone is horrible and cruel to her because he likes the idea of having a member of the most powerful family in New York under his heel.

And wouldn’t that be fitting for Val, who always wants to be the center of attention and hates taking orders (unless it’s kinky) to very much enjoy humiliating the disgraced son of his ex bosses?