i am an unreliable narrator both because i do not remember and also i love to lie

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

u need to draw fatter arms it can't all go to the butt and thighs #SORRY

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

sunday night affirmation: the anticipation is worse than the experience the anticipation is worse than the experience the anticipation is worse than the experience the anticipation is worse than the experience