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Aries Jedi: Increased physical ability, gets into trouble quickly, likes solving problems using action rather than word

Aries Sith: Extremely powerful, prefers lightsaber combat over using the force, rash and prone to anger

Taurus Jedi: Significantly force-sensitive and wouldn't know it, likes using the force for silly things, prefers to get others to do their work

Taurus Sith: Very bossy, likes force-choking people for fun

Gemini Jedi: Prefers to avoid conflict by thinking on their feet, adept diplomat and keen user of mind tricks

Gemini Sith: Sweet-talker who gets what they want through trickery, extremely lucky, can dual wield but rarely does

Cancer Jedi: Wants to protect people, good at finding problems due to being an empath, prefers force over saber

Cancer Sith: Succumbs to emotions quickly, vengeful, keeps a backup lightsaber, can be manipulative and cruel if necessary

Leo Jedi: Respects honor and rarely uses the force, tries to get the job done quickly, but not necessarily well

Leo Sith: Full of pride and likes taunting opponents, likes throwing their lightsaber

Virgo Jedi: Systematic doing work, can often see ahead and plan accordingly, prefers the force over lightsaber combat

Virgo Sith: Emotional but not noticeable, uses force lightning often

Libra Jedi: Strives for balance in all things, prefers diplomacy over combat entirely, equally adept in lightsaber and force techniques

Libra Sith: Understands the balances between the light and dark side, uses a double-sided lightsaber, uses superior tactics to gain an edge, master-strategist

Scorpio Jedi: Mainly does undercover work, master of mind tricks and mind reading, has a lightsaber shoto (dagger)

Scorpio Sith: Loves and strives for power, prefers to imprison and exhort rather than to kill indiscriminately

Sagittarius Jedi: Became a Jedi to explore, very good pilot, very flashy lightsaber style, relies on luck

Sagittarius Sith: Very exploitative, prefers to have subordinates do work for them, prone to restlessness

Capricorn Jedi: Lone wolf, doesn't like fighting but will bring the pain if provoked, good with telekinesis

Capricorn Jedi: Cold and unforgiving, merciless, and kills with impunity, uses two lightsabers

Aquarius Jedi: Strives for peace, does not have a preference between diplomacy and combat, will do whatever it takes to complete a job

Aquarius Sith: Screws around a lot and gets in a trouble often, likes the adrenaline rush, has force lightning

Pisces Jedi: Loves to help people and desires to be diplomatic but solves problems with mind tricks and combat more often, very force-sensitive