WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A Knives Out Mystery (2025) dir. Rian Johnson

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WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A Knives Out Mystery (2025) dir. Rian Johnson

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i bet it feels so good if you're a little cat to put your head upside down like that
you know how they do it like this
Does it fucking kill you too? Not anymore.
Hollanov + season 1 timeline
Yuna and David having watched their autistic son be so isolated all of his adult life and never having a happy relationship or close friends who understand his anxiety and then finding out that the man they’ve spent a decade hating on his behalf can casually talk him down from a panic attack in less than a minute
first you have to remember that the first disco ball was painstakingly put together by hand from nothing but an idea and lots of intricately cut glass and bandaids and then you have to think about the experience of being under a disco ball for the very first time, bathed in reflections of an era that has not yet come to past, and finally you end up wondering what else there is around you that has yet to be unearthed by something with so much as a silly name
I remembered this post a few nights ago while I was out and looking up at this massive disco ball and I needed to find it but I couldn’t so I just googled disco ball and stood there in the middle of the concert floor reading the disco ball Wikipedia entry. anyway did you know that the disco ball is German in origin.

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Wow. So, when? Since our, uh, rookie season. Since your rookie season? No, it's not true. Since before that. Not helpful.
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Ilya felt like his smile was going to split his face. He was overwhelmingly happy. Shane was beaming up at him, eyes bright and freckles crinkled, and Ilya loved him. And Shane loved him. Holy fucking shit. Shane Hollander is in love with me.
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!
the always sunny podcast nº31
The dangers of being photographed by a photographer who doesn't like your fascist bullshit.
There is a crazy story by Vanity Fair about Trump staffers.
And some of the photography was... interesting.
Including these wild facial close ups.
There is ZERO retouching done on these. Which is very unusual for photos taken this close up. The expressions chosen are very odd. The lighting is a ring flash very far away (probably to create a catchlight in the eyes) and then another diffused light source from the side. The ring flash was placed below their eye line, so you get a tiny bit of that creepy uplighting like in a Frankenstein movie. And neither light source was placed very close so the harder light really shows every pore and wrinkle and lip filler injection site. (See: why hard light is bad for porn.)
Basically, he used the opposite of every technique one would employ to create a flattering photo.
But the reason I think this photographer twisted the knife to make these photos look worse was his use of white balance on Karoline Leavitt and Susie Wiles.
If you want to make someone look sickly and demonic, you make their skin tone less warm and add green. When I corrected the white balance on the photos, I discovered the photographer reduced warmth by about 15% and increased green by about 45%.
This is not a camera setting oopsie.
This is not artistic color grading.
This is a photographer thinking, "I'm gonna make these bitches green."
And when you see the photos adjusted to a neutral white balance, this act of photographic sabotage becomes clear.
The only other explanation would be that this photographer is incompetent. But when you look at his other portraits of them, they are quite well done and properly color graded.
So... yeah, he made them bitches green.
The photographer, Christopher Anderson, has spoken about these photos since they were released.
His book was called "Stump" and he extensively used this close up style of photo with no retouching and unflattering light.
His photo of Hillary was... intense.
Everyone is talking about the extreme, crunchy detail but no one is talking about the green. I have searched a great deal of his portfolio and I could not find a single example of him making people green.
I think his book gave him the precedent to say, "This is just my thing!" But I do think there is subtext where he is like, "I made these fascist bitches green."
His quote about Steven Miller was very telling.

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I admittedly get really 🥹🥹🥹 whenever I see mama animals and baby animals (due to my issues and problems) but there's something so charming and awesome about mama animals that are just kind of bad at handling baby animals. Like what the hell girl.
*And to be clear I specifically mean that To Me as a clueless human with little animal knowledge, mama animal appears to have just shown up on the job today and is figuring out baby animal as she goes. Maybe she's doing a good job and I just can't tell.
...let's get dangled by our tail by mama... this post was an excuse to upload this photo, I'm just so enamored.
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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

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shout out to the old guy who orders egg wraps from my job every day and came in on christmas with a $25 gift card for the two transfems on staff and no one else. the one true ally.
Old Men when that egg wrap hits: