Black Lace

desired you while the women flee

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

i hope we all never have to hear about soccer ever the fuck again

rock paper scissors but with women, me, and fish

"god was there too" yeah I believe you. clearly divinely inspired

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent