Seven Khajiits on A Mission

Inigo: hm? What is it?

May: Mehrunes Razor! Isn't it awesome?!

(Idea taken from @doubleca5t)

DB / Lydia = You either love bickering married couples or you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being “Sworn to carry your burden” DB / Uthgerd = You want a gf who can kick your ass DB / Mjoll = You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of stealing somebody’s girl. DB / Camilla = You know what’s better ONE guy getting cucked? TWO guys getting cucked. DB / Serena = Todd Howard owes you for emotional damages DB / Frea = You either want a gf who can kick your ass OR you want to make lydia jealous.

CIVIL WAR

DB / Ralof = You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of almost being executed together. DB / Ulfric Stormcloak = You’re one of those people who obsess over the “I can change him!” concept. Or you have daddy issues. DB / Galmar = You REALLY want to fuck dads. DB / Hadvar = You are firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being ordered around while gagged. DB / Tulius = I can’t say for sure if you want to fuck dads, but you do want to fuck father figures. DB / Rikke = You are a lesbian with a strong interest towards uniforms.

COLLEGE OF WINTERHOLD

DB / Breylna = You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of disaster lesbian DB / J’zargo = You are a furry DB / Onmund = You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of moving away to college and ignoring your family’s backwards views.

COMPANIONS DB / Aela = You want a gf who can kick your ass AND you’re a furry DB / Farkas = You are really into himbos DB / Vilkas = You like muscle men but you cannot stand the “morosexual” meme.

DARK BROTHERHOOD

DB / Astrid = You think Astrid did nothing wrong. DB / Cicero = You think Astrid did everything wrong. DB / Nazir = You don’t understand why anyone would be interested in some clown when you have a perfectly good sarcastic asshole right there.

THIEVES’ GUILD

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?