TIL Humans domesticated dogs before they developed written language
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And now the hairy little bastards never will
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TIL Humans domesticated dogs before they developed written language
via reddit.com
And now the hairy little bastards never will

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“tumblr is so embarrassing-”
I was on deviantart and fanfiction.net for the entire first decade of this century
embarrassing content is a normal part of being a teen on the internet
listen, this ain’t new, my buddy, my pal, everyone is embarrassing always
You guys really think your lip sync tik toks are gonna age well in a decade?
This is the shit that humbles you later in life.
Fuck dude you really can’t
This is the first ad I’ve seen on here that actually fits tumblr’s demographic
joe would be the cat dad with a kangaroo pouch sweater so he can carry fettucine around all day hands free
nonnie i read this and my mind immediately went to one specific r/cats thread which resulted in me thinking about nicky wandering around the house because he can’t find his favourite hoodie. and he doesn’t want to disturb joe because he’s painting but after having searched the whole house several times nicky carefully sticks his head in the door of joe’s studio and is greeted by this sight
(unsurprisingly, nicky decides that he actually didn’t need the hoodie after all)
when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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*wraps around significant other’s body* this is my home! this is where i live!
me: *writes fic*
me: great! time to post to ao3-
ao3 summary box: *exists*
me:
ao3 summary box:
me:
ao3 summary box:
me:
i don’t trust anyone who likes lena dunham or amy schumer
being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are
my cells govern themselves, I’m mostly just a figurehead
my body is a constitutional monarchy and i am its powerless queen

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sir these are my emotional support 120 tabs of unread fanfiction
For The Old Guard, the cast went through intensive training to learn how to fight like people who’ve been doing it for centuries. Prince-Bythewood also made sure her actors read Dave Grossman’s book On Killing: The Psychological Cost of Learning to Kill in War and Society, which she says argues that “taking a life is as damaging to the psyche as your fear of losing your life in battle or in war.” In order to make the characters feel real and to justify some of their actions, it was important that the centuries of killing had taken a psychological toll on them.
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Every time someone tells Worf about Greek Mythology he’s just like “The humans know where Zeus lives. Why do they simply not raid Olympus and slay him for his misdeeds”
“If a god were to hypnotise my wife into having sex with a bull and giving birth to a Bull Child I would kill that god in no uncertain terms
RIP to King Minos but I’m different”
Why is my Catholic grandfather so much funnier than me
My grandfather: Hey, what’s a bigamist?
Me: Oh, that’s an old term for someone who is married to two people unlawfully.
My grandfather: Incorrect
Me: ?
My grandfather: A bigamist is a thick fog over Italy :)

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health instagram is so braindead it’s incredibly funny
every morning i would foolishly get up and make my ferrero rocher peanut butter oil soup for breakfast. now i eat entire pound of strawberry
I’m losing my shit at this
oh, the plot hole?
that’s there for……ventilation
Me, poking holes in my plot to let the characters ive trapped in a cup breathe: