Hoping for Paradise

Reblog if you’re polyamorous, support polyamorous people, or think polyamorous people and relationships are valid

Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

this is the definition of college.

Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…

this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he’s just like… “wait… i’m a chemist…”

How did so many people end up with crocodiles on accident?????

Accidental crocodiles lol

Crocodiles are conspiring to become the third domesticated predator

It’s in that prophecy. “After a while: crocodile.”

I’m going to start a band and call it Accidental Crocodiles

bouncing my leg is the only exercise i get

How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?

Because the warp drive doesn’t actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.

A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUE 

fun fact: there’s a real life math theorem (futurama theorem) created by one of the writers for the sole purpose of solving a plot in an episode

our thoughts aren’t always from us. Sometimes random thoughts are our brain trying to process and understand concepts we’ve heard from other people. Your reaction to that thought shows your true feelings on the subject

this actually makes me very relieved

That information is very important for people suffering from intrusive thoughts. Thank you

I LOST IT AT “HARFSDFJGHFH GHFJJGHFG!”

grandkids in the stable. 

😂😂😂😂😂

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

it never made sense to me for people to lay down on their backs while giving birth. you’d think that squatting/ crouching would be the way to let gravity help the baby make its way out

I have given birth to two children, and I have to say being able to move around and let gravity assist with the birthing process helps so much with the pain 

louis xiv started this ‘birth on your back’ shit cause he wanted to watch women give birth with his view unobstructed (big ew), then the male doctors of the time (louis wouldnt let female midwives in the birthing rooms cause ya know they might object to laboring moms being put in less-than-ideal positions for the sake of pervert xiv’s fetish) realized it was easier (for them!) if they forced women to labor on their backs. fuck men in all aspects basically

what’s ur sign n ur opinion on beer

Meanwhile, Draco is (dead) hyperventilating on the floor: “Pansy, we must figure out how this instagum thing works and for the love of Merlin, stop laughing at me! This is no joke. How dare he? Stupid Potter, with his stupid scar and his pictures… ”

I am on BOARD with this fancast!

I’m usually super picky about fancasts, but I’m really digging this dude as a possible Harry.

I thought that this was about harry Styles and I was surprisingly confused

My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you’d love.

This is making me feel really good about seeing my therapist. Good job, Tumblr!