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Every time I see a post about updog Iâm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.
okay but whatâs updog ?
Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.
No, thatâs a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released
Youâre thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.
No, thatâs uptalk. Youâre thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.
surely thatâs Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Thatâs Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs
Youâre thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
no thatâs an updraft
updog isnât a noun at all, itâs a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them
No, thatâs upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on peopleâs laps.
No thatâs a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.
No thatâs an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Whatâs a henway?
Oh, about 5 pounds.
thomas the tank engine, aka the only monster no. one wants to fuck
thatâs where youâre wrong
you made this blog just now and i feel responsible for the evil it represents
thomas the spank engine
i think humanity in the middle ages was onto something when they allowed only priests to be literate
My man George Homework Bush decided to Nut the last minute of November and ended up crumbling into gray dust once he came
i hate this website i just want to obtain information in a normal ass way again

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in general i think new york is very good for my social anxiety because no matter how much of a freak iâm being i know itâs probably not the weirdest thing people have seen today
case in point: i felt bad about bringing my unwieldy luggage onto a crowded train, until the man sitting next to me pulled a live fish out of his backpack
Pro tip from a native: no one is paying attention to you, or what youâre doing, with three exceptions:
1) You are walking slowly
2) You are shitting on the floor of the subway
3) you are mugging us
are you REALLY a tumblr user if you donât see a post on your dash filled with misinformation presented in a hostile manner like youre the idiot for not knowing these 100% bullshit lies at least once a day and have to physically restrain yourself from starting shit with the OP
peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wadeâs belt and wade has this transcendent moment of iâm going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy
but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guyâs face and knocks him out cold
The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.
Pretty sure Iâve read this comic
@wishem please omg just a quick doodle or something even
I am sorry Cable looks like that
Donât you dare apologize for perfection.
oh yeah my primary social media app is the one that got banned from multiple app stores for having child porn on it. the bone incident? sorry, youâll have to be more specific, iâm aware of at least three instances of people posting about handling human remains.

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me: youâve already used this exact turn of phrase two paragraphs ago, thatâs too repetitive
me, an intellectual: if I use it three more times it becomes a motif
worldâs saddest story in five words:
oh my god roachie despawned
how the fuck is this even real
it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloudâs fursonaâs
If i knew like 5% less about video games and you tried to tell me which of these characters were named Snake and Cloud and which ones were named Ridley and Isabelle i would NOT believe you
I dont see as many people pushing it this year but its important that you know you can sign up for heath insurance under the ACA on healthcare.gov! Today is the first day of open enrollment and lasts until december 15th!

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me talking to my lesbian and bi women friends: i donât believe that âattractionâ is a well-defined concept and i generally lean social constructivist when it comes to sexual orientationâwhat i identify as my lesbianism arises in a certain social context and i donât necessarily think itâs some kind of mystical and essential part of me. i think itâs ok to define your orientation that way if you want but i also think that, especially for women, many people find it more healing to define it sort of actively. youâre not beholden to an immutable Nature that you canât challenge; you can define what you want and seek. as such thereâs more of a gray space between lesbianism and bisexuality than many people would tell you, and sometimes choosing one label over the other is a matter of gut feeling and not the cold scientific distinction people may picture. of course it doesnât make sense to call yourself a lesbian if youâre pursuing men, but in dealing with misogyny and compulsory heterosexuality a woman may make the choice of whether or not to include some kind of âpotentialâ attraction to men in her orientation. basically, if you want to be a lesbian, you can be a lesbian, and if you want to be a bisexual woman, you can be a bisexual woman. sexuality should be something you actively participate in and that makes you feel happy and comfortable with yourself, not something preexisting that you just canât escape from and are forced to accept.
me talking to men or straight people or people whose politics i donât know and trust: i was born this way.
something that no one asked for but I still think itâs necessary: my favorite letterboxd lists
Scuse you, I think we all asked for this.